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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

An Uncensored Peek At Governor Rick Scott’s Email

An Uncensored Peek At Governor Rick Scott’s Email

An absolutely true news item: To erase the perception that it was censoring public records, the office of Gov. Rick Scott has announced it will no longer delete unflattering correspondence from the governor’s official email account.


Dear Rick,

We received your inquiry about a possible stage appearance with Gov. Romney during his upcoming campaign swing through Florida. Unfortunately, Mitt has a very tight schedule and it’s unlikely he’ll have time to be seen with you.

Perhaps after the election you can come visit him at the White House, or at least take the tour. Meanwhile, keep up your good work in the Sunshine State, and try not to get discouraged by those scary low poll numbers!

Warmest regards,

[email protected]


Dear Gov. Scott,

I’m a huge supporter of your plan to drug-test state workers and welfare recipients. Wouldn’t it be a neat idea to do the same thing to all the delegates at the Republican National convention this month in Tampa?

What a golden opportunity for the GOP to set a moral example for the whole country, while also showcasing your own unique priorities as governor.

I just happen to own a company that sells urine-sampling kits online for $24.95, but for you we’ll make it an even 20 bucks apiece. What do you say?

[email protected]


Dear Governor,

I was really upset to read that elections officials in Florida aren’t finding as many illegal voters as everybody expected, and by everybody I mean all red-blooded American patriots such as myself.

What kind of a lame purge are you running, anyway?

The fact that Obama won Florida in 2008 means there must be hundreds of thousands of illegals registered, maybe even some white ones. Just start with a list of whoever voted for that Muslim-loving, basketball-playing socialist, and work your way down.

Get on the stick, man! Time’s running out.

[email protected]


Dear Rick,

I received your latest note asking about Gov. Romney’s appearance schedule while he’s in Florida. It’s very kind of you to offer to fly wherever he is, anytime, and it’s also helpful to know that your private jet needs only 3,200 feet of runway.

However, Gov. Romney’s itinerary remains undecided, and we won’t know anything definite until, oh, four minutes or so before he actually arrives.

It might be Bradenton, might be Sarasota, maybe even St. Pete. That’s our Mitt!

In any case, I’m sure your paths will cross some day. Thanks again for not mentioning him in your recent media interviews.


[email protected]

  • Good thing Rush Limbaugh is not a Florida government employee! I don’t have a problem with finding ways to reduce drug dependence, it is causing havoc in our society and since drug addiction does not solve anything, any way to reduce it should be welcomed. My biggest problem with Rick Scott, however, is his personal record, especially his involvement in the Columbia HCA fraud case. I think his election as Governor of Florida is an embarrassment to the state and its citizens.

    • Dominick, I couldn’t agree with you more. How could the people of Florida elect a criminal that was involved in the Columbia HCA fraud case???? Did the sun fry their decision making ability and kill their morals??? He is an embarassment to the people of Florida, and I’m glad I’m not living there anymore. You talk about job exodus, compaines left that state as fast as they could. The only jobs you can get are minimum wage service jobs, what a way to build an economy?

  • William Deutschlander

    Rick Scott is a true Republican, everything he does is by the Republican Cartel hand book, which is endorsed by the GOP Syndicate.

    The HCA Fraud fits right in with the deceit, lies, fraud and deception that defines the 21st century Republicans.

  • Maureen Morena Solis Hice

    This governor of ours here in Florida is about as popular as a case of gonorrhea…

    • ObozoMustGo

      MoMo… gonorrhea???? Obviously an infection you are most intimately familiar with, I am more than certain!

      Have a nice day!

      • Your reply is predictable and consistent with the cowardice and intellectual challenges that seem to be a prerequisite for a Tea Party advocate.

        • ObozoMustGo

          Dommy, you must be an Occupy Wall Street fleabagger advocate! Too bad, loser!

          Have a nice day!

          • Read the latest polls, and make sure you have a six-pack handy…

          • ObozoMustGo

            Dommy… the dirty secret behind the “latest polls” is that they waaayyy oversample DemoncRATS. As well, the undercurrent is VERY negative for Obozo. I predict Romney wins in a landslide that shocks all of you leftist freaks that will not understand how it happened. Like in 2010.

            We shall see.

            Have a nice day!

            Thomas Jefferson: “When the Government fears the people, there is Liberty.”

          • You must be talking about yourself Obozo, it’s obvious your are a teabagger with nothing to back up the crap you write day in day out. You are as predicable as the old Mitt sticking his foot in his mouth on a daily basis!!!! That means you have nothing intelligent to say, AT ALL!!!!

          • ObozoMustGo

            DKR, you must be a OWS fleabagger, too. Go take a shower. You stink over the internet!

            Have a nice day!

            “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” – Abraham Lincoln

  • ObozoMustGo

    DISTRACTIONS…….. All this flack about Romney’s taxes is nothing more than a distraction to keep us from focusing on the real problems in America…. Obozo and the abject failure that he is.

    I’ve been saying this for at least a month. Now it’s hitting mainstream. Romney releases tax returns when Obozo releases FULL academic records including admissions applications, papers, classes he took, and scholarships that he used.

    Hat tip, Wayne Allen Root, courtesy of The Blaze:

    I am President Obama’s classmate at Columbia University, Class of ’83. I am also one of the most accurate Las Vegas oddsmakers and prognosticators. Accurate enough that I was awarded my own star on the Las Vegas Walk of Stars. And I smell something rotten in Denmark. Obama has a big skeleton in his closet. It’s his college records. Call it “gut instinct” but my gut is almost always right. Obama has a secret hidden at Columbia- and it’s a bad one that threatens to bring down his presidency. Gut instinct is how I’ve made my living for 29 years since graduating Columbia.

    Obama and his infamous strategist David Axelrod understand how to play political hardball, the best it’s ever been played. Team Obama has decided to distract America’s voters by condemning Mitt Romney for not releasing enough years of his tax returns. It’s the perfect cover. Obama knows the best defense is a bold offense. Just keep attacking Mitt and blaming him for secrecy and evasion, while accusing him of having a scandal that doesn’t exist. Then ask followers like Senator Harry Reid to chase the lead. The U.S. Senate Majority Leader appears to now be making up stories out of thin air, about tax returns he knows nothing about. It’s a cynical, brilliant, and vicious strategy. Make Romney defend, so he can’t attack the real Obama scandal.

    This is classic Axelrod. Obama has won several elections in his career by slandering his opponents and leaking sealed documents. Not only do these insinuations and leaks ruin the credibility and reputation of Obama’s opponents, they keep them on the defensive and off Obama’s trail of sealed documents.

    By attacking Romney’s tax records, Obama’s socialist cabal creates a problem that doesn’t exist. Is the U.S. Senate Majority Leader making up stories out of thin air? You decide. But the reason for this baseless attack is clear- make Romney defend, so not only is he “off message” but it helps the media ignore the real Obama scandal.

    My answer for Romney? Call Obama’s bluff.

    Romney should call a press conference and issue a challenge in front of the nation. He should agree to release more of his tax returns, only if Obama unseals his college records. Simple and straight-forward. Mitt should ask “What could possibly be so embarrassing in your college records from 29 years ago that you are afraid to let America’s voters see? If it’s THAT bad, maybe it’s something the voters ought to see.” Suddenly the tables are turned. Now Obama is on the defensive.

    My bet is that Obama will never unseal his records because they contain information that could destroy his chances for re-election. Once this challenge is made public, my prediction is you’ll never hear about Mitt’s tax returns ever again.

    Why are the college records, of a 51-year-old President of the United States, so important to keep secret? I think I know the answer.

    If anyone should have questions about Obama’s record at Columbia University, it’s me. We both graduated (according to Obama) Columbia University, Class of ’83. We were both (according to Obama) Pre-Law and Political Science majors. And I thought I knew most everyone at Columbia. I certainly thought I’d heard of all of my fellow Political Science majors. But not Obama (or as he was known then- Barry Soetoro). I never met him. Never saw him. Never even heard of him. And none of the classmates that I knew at Columbia have ever met him, saw him, or heard of him.

    But don’t take my word for it. The Wall Street Journal reported in 2008 that Fox News randomly called 400 of our Columbia classmates and never found one who had ever met Obama.

    Now all of this mystery could be easily and instantly dismissed if Obama released his Columbia transcripts to the media. But even after serving as President for 3 1/2 years he refuses to unseal his college records. Shouldn’t the media be as relentless in pursuit of Obama’s records as Romney’s? Shouldn’t they be digging into Obama’s past–beyond what he has written about himself–with the same boundless enthusiasm as Mitt’s?

    The first question I’d ask is, if you had great grades, why would you seal your records? So let’s assume Obama got poor grades. Why not release the records? He’s president of the free world, for gosh sakes. He’s commander-in-chief of the U.S. military. Who’d care about some poor grades from three decades ago, right? So then what’s the problem? Doesn’t that make the media suspicious? Something doesn’t add up.

    Secondly, if he had poor grades at Occidental, how did he get admitted to an Ivy League university in the first place? And if his grades at Columbia were awful, how’d he ever get into Harvard Law School? So again those grades must have been great, right? So why spend millions to keep them sealed?

    Third, how did Obama pay for all these fancy schools without coming from a wealthy background? If he had student loans or scholarships, would he not have to maintain good grades?

    I can only think of one answer that would explain this mystery.

    Here’s my gut belief: Obama got a leg up by being admitted to both Occidental and Columbia as a foreign exchange student. He was raised as a young boy in Indonesia. But did his mother ever change him back to a U.S. citizen? When he returned to live with his grandparents in Hawaii or as he neared college-age preparing to apply to schools, did he ever change his citizenship back? I’m betting not.

    If you could unseal Obama’s Columbia University records I believe you’d find that:

    A) He rarely ever attended class.

    B) His grades were not those typical of what we understand it takes to get into Harvard Law School.

    C) He attended Columbia as a foreign exchange student.

    D) He paid little for either undergraduate college or Harvard Law School because of foreign aid and scholarships given to a poor foreign students like this kid Barry Soetoro from Indonesia.

    If you think I’m “fishing” then prove me wrong. Open up your records Mr. President. What are you afraid of?

    If it’s okay for U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to go on a fishing expedition about Romney’s taxes (even though he knows absolutely nothing about them nor will release his own), then I think I can do the same thing. But as Obama’s Columbia Class of ’83 classmate, at least I have more standing to make educated guesses.

    It’s time for Mitt to go on the attack and call Obama’s bluff.

    Have a nice day!

    • My goodness turn off Fox and satallite radio and return to earth. I doubt your claims that you attended Columbia as a pre law student because you seem to know so little about the law or college admissions. Intresting how you do not want his Harvard records. If you do not know that IF he had attended any University as a foreign exchange student someone somwhere would have told us already you do not unerstand the information super highway we live in.

      The facts are these – it is accepted policy for Presidental candidate to release tax returns. The records you want have never been asked of a candidate. This is just more brither nonsense.

      • ObozoMustGo

        Joan… Re-read the first few paragraphs. I did not write that article. And I attribute it to the author, a public figure and classmate of Obozo’s at Columbia. Take another look through it. By the way, why did the media want Bush’s academic record, or Palin’s for that matter? Why dig so hard into those people’s background.

        Read it and weep, Joan. The questions posed are legitimate!

        Have a nice day!

        • metrognome3830

          Good move, OMG. I would quickly deny authorship of that article too.

          Wayne Allyn Root got caught with his pants around his ankles for that article. I’m not sure he has attempted anything like it since. But, I could be wrong. Maybe he IS dumber than I think.

          Have a nice day, OMG!

          • ObozoMustGo

            Metro… he wrote and posted it yesterday on TheBlaze dot com. I know he had a similar one that was much shorter long ago, but this one has much more substance and is in response to the red herring of Romney’s taxes that the Obozo Regime is using to keep us from looking at his record:

            1) growing unemployment,
            2) loss of 1.3 million jobs in the economy as a whole in July,
            3) the growing number of deaths in Afghanistan,
            4) his imperial and unconstitutional orders to give DREAM Act’ers functional amnesty,
            5) his imperial and unconstitutional shirking of welfare work requirements signed by Clinton,
            6) Fast and Furious and dead bodies,
            7) $16 TRILLION in debt and NOTHING to show for it
            8) Outsourcing NASA to Russsia
            9) Laundering money to his campaig through buyoff of campaign bundlers through their covering investments with taxpayer dollars like Solyndra
            10) and the whole litany of crap that the loser in chief has pulled on America.

            I could keep going, you know! I will not be distracted by the latest clap trap distractions of the Obozo campaign. If Obozo wants to play this game, well, Wayne Allen Root is perfectly within his rights to play that game on the other side of the fence, my friend.

            Have a great night, Metro!

            Thomas Jefferson: “When the Government fears the people, there is Liberty.”

    • metrognome3830

      OMG, are you secretly opposed to Romney? You actually want him to call Obama’s bluff based on the deranged and oft debunked ranting of Wayne Allyn Root? The only one that would come out looking like a fool would be Romney.

      Have a nice day!

      • ObozoMustGo

        Metro, Root raises some legitimate questions. Did you read the whole article? Questions are questions. I just want to know what Obozo is hiding. Did he apply as a foreign exchance student since he went by the name Barry Soetoro from Indonesia? I personally don’t think so, but then again, I can’t vouch for it one way or the other. That’s why it’s a legitimate question. I just want the truth.

        Have a nice day!

        Thomas Jefferson: “When the Government fears the people, there is Liberty.”

        • metrognome3830

          Well, as you have pointed out, he apparently pulled it out of the recycle bin, slapped some new tires on it and put it back on the road. He wrote the main part of this article several years ago and got a big slap-down by the fact-checkers.

          Good night, OMG

          • ObozoMustGo

            Metro, regardless of where he “pulled it out of” what he writes brings up legitimate questions, ALL of which would be relentlessly pursued like wolves on a wounded elk if Obozo was a Republican. Instead, they are ignored by the state controlled media who is in the tank for the Obozo campaign propaganda machine. We do know these facts are true:

            1) Obozo moved to Indonesia as a child and his name was changed to Barry Soetoro.
            2) Obozo was enrolled in a Muslim school while in Indonesia
            3) He came back from Indonesia to live with his grandparents in HI and continued use of the name Barry Soetoro
            4) By his own admission in his own book, he was horrible in high school and spent the last 2 years “in a haze” from being stoned. Not my words, HIS WORDS!!!

            Those are facts. The legitimate questions arise from those facts. What was his citizenship in Indonesia? Did he ever change it back? When? How did he get into college and who paid for it? How did he get into Columbia and who paid for it? How come no one that was in his class remembers him at Columbia? Why?

            These are legitimate questions, Metro. They are legitimate not because he is a Dem, but because he is President. Why does the media NOT address these legitimate questions? Just because he’s “your guy” doesn’t mean that his past cannot be questioned, especially in light of the facts that we know are true and which he admits to in his own books. What is he hiding? America deserves to know.

            Have a great day, Metro.

            Thomas Jefferson: “When the Government fears the people, there is Liberty.”

          • metrognome3830

            They are not legitimate questions, OMG. They have been asked and answered. Most of them are plain speculation, nothing more. He said he was on drugs. As you state, HIS WORDS. Those you can believe. Why would he lie about that? There is no verifiable evidence that he ever went by the name Barry Soetoro. Verifiable by a reliable source, now, not Wayne Allyn Root. As for being horrible in high school, many of us were. Probably even Mitt Romney, who in HIS OWN WORDS tells of his prep school pranks, some of which were most likely illegal. What you are quoting are not facts. They are conjecture and I do not believe you can find a reliable source to back them up. Reliable, now, not A source.

            As for Wayne Allyn Root, I would double check him if he came up to me and said the sun will come up in the East today. What is his business? Mid-Level-Marketing. Need I say more about his veracity. His company is banned from doing business in Norway where pyramid schemes are against the law. He wasl, and maybe still is, under investigation by the SEC in this country. He is, in my opinion, note, I say my opinion, which of course holds the same level of reality as Mr. Root’s, a charlatan and shameless self-promoter. He tried to get the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party and failed. Then he managed to get the vice presidential nomination and got it on the third ballot. The he stepped aside for Ron Paul. Even some Libertarians don’t like him. Gosh! Do I sound like I disapprove of Mr. Root? Good, because I do. 🙁

            Have a great day!

          • ObozoMustGo

            Hey Metro… just because you don’t like the source doesn’t mean you must distrust the legitimate questions. It is a known FACT that Obozo used and went by the name Barry Soetoro and he lived in Indonesia AND he went to a muslim school under the name Barry Soetoro. When did Obozo eat the dog? When he was a child in Indonesia. The rest, while maybe conjecture, does warrant questioning because of those circumstances that we know to be true.

            All Obozo would have to do is release his full and UNREDACTED academic records including applications, scholarships, courses taken, grades, and any papers he published. It’s no big deal IF he has nothing to hide.

            I gotta run, Metro. Have a nice evening, my friend!

            “A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.” – Abe Lincoln

    • ExPAVIC


      How dare you take up valuable space on my computer with your rantings and bogus information.

      I don’t suppose you realize the damage you are doing to any credible information that may, possibly emerge from RoMoney’s anus (since his head knows better).

      I just wish you would take you meds, pop some artificial butter flavored popcorn, sit back and relax since we are all up to your drivel.

      Why don’t you switch to townhalldaily and compare notes with the rest of the mental deficient American Taliban Republican jerk balls living in the 19th century.

      Oh yes. tell that twisted Mormon to show us his IRS Tax Returns.

      • ObozoMustGo

        Ex… you are a racist and a bigot. And a stone cold moron!

        Have a nice day!

        Thomas Jefferson: “When the Government fears the people, there is Liberty.”

  • onedonewong

    Obama just sends out Holder and puts them in PRISION



    Obozo your crap is merely an extension of what RoMoney has been passing as fact for six months now.

  • 5394712

    I like that Midnight Oil Song!