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Monday, October 24, 2016


Every year the conservative movement gathers in Washington D.C. to see which politicians and reality stars it can attract. This year Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) join Donald Trump and Sarah Palin on stage.

But the real action happens in the panels, where last year in a minority outreach panel, someone actually argued that slavery was good — for slaves.

After seeing the actual title of an actual panel below, I decided to offer some other suggestions for panels that would fit iton this year’s convention — unaware that the Democratic National Committee had put together a fake schedule of its own.

Here they are:





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  • Sand_Cat

    The four headliners say it all.

  • FT66

    Oh! boy, is that what comes from the CPAC Panels? They have a long way to go which might take them, if they are lucky, not less than a Century to come. It is not time worth to comment more about it.

  • disqus_fsqeoY3FsG

    What does Cruz’s father think about his son enjoying being sodomized by the Koch brothers. They say bend over and he says how far.

  • FT66

    I watched Morning Joe, this morning, this guy Joe Scarborough is totally useless. He praised Cruz talking without a teleprompter, as if using it is a bad thing. You use it to remind you all the points you want to say without forgetting even one single point. Cruz went there bubbling like boiling water, and that was good enough for Joe Scarborough to praise him. Why do they put such kind of people on major TV and really expect to educate others!!! I will be happy to see this man is kicked out.

    • midway54

      The teleprompter thing caught on fast with the dupes. They and the Fox crew mentioned it regularly. Junior Bush used it, and it was so obvious: He would tilt his head one way and the other while looking at each of two, and when addressing the nation from the white house sometimes showed a look of intimidation on his face as if afraid that he might seriously mispronounce one of the words coming on in the telepromper he never used or worse, never before heard of. Same with Shrieking Sarah Palin, doll of the dimwits, during the campaign with McCain, when her performances on stage showed teleprompters in place for her. Of course, the redneck yahoos and other mentally defectives quietly noted this but shouted aloud when these devices appeared during Obama’s appearances. As to Joe, he is becoming tiresome and sometimes infuriating. He may well show up on Fox “News” one day, perhaps to replace the uneducated Hannity, whose own show was moved to one hour later so that he could be replaced by the blonde, loudmouth female currently delivering the swill.

      • Dominick Vila

        The problem with our former “misunderestimated” president is that he couldn’t get right even with a teleprompter in front of him.