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Saturday, February 16, 2019

Poor Donald. Life is so unfair.

Donald Trump has to win 1,237 delegates on the first ballot at the Republican convention to become the GOP presidential nominee.

He’s just a little upset that John Kasich, by insisting stubbornly on the democratic process, is “taking our votes.”

But rules are rules, Donald. As you’ve said before — whether it’s women who’d attempt to get abortions if the procedure is illegal or Mexicans and Muslims who come to this country in search of a better life for their families — we’ve got to follow the rules to Make America Great Again.

Evidently Trump is happy to face Ted Cruz as his main opponent right now. But John Kasich? He shouldn’t be allowed to run. He’s siphoning votes away from…Trump! And that’s not cool.

Screenshot via The Washington Post

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6 responses to “Endorse This: Watch Donald Trump Whine About ‘Unfair’ Delegate Math”

  1. Methinks I hear the rumblings of that newest of volcanoes, “Mount Tantrum”.

    From whence doth it cometh?

    Oh dear, run for cover!

  2. bobnstuff says:

    I fear how a party works is just one more thing Trump doesn’t understand. Just add it to the list with the power of the president, how a bill becomes a law, the roll of NATO, how tariffs work, how welfare works, what till death do us part mean, why ripping off your business investors is a bad thing and a number of other things.

  3. dpaano says:

    Poor baby!!!

  4. Jmz Nesky says:

    All these silly rules and party regs.. It’s disgusting. They just don’t want the Trumpit to represent their ‘Grand Old Party’.. Can’t you feel it in the air? I do believe the duck will get a belly full and blow all their chances for a Republican presidential win just for spite (and if we’re lucky it’ll spread out to all the other pub leaderships as well).. Oh happy days!! I can visualize his new slogan now.. “If they don’t want ME then we don’t want THEM”.

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