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Monday, December 11, 2017

“I don’t want to be alarmist, but we’re all gonna die,” responded Late Show host Stephen Colbert to the nuclear pissing contest between North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and President Donald Trump. Between rounds of golf on Tuesday, Trump issued an escalatory warning to Jong-un:

North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen… he has been very threatening beyond a normal state. They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before.

Shortly thereafter, Pyongyang announced plans to strike areas around Guam. And thus begins our countdown to doomsday.

4 Responses to #EndorseThis: Colbert Calmly Predicts, “We’re All Gonna Die”

  1. Is it just me or is this world in general having a nervous breakdown ? Seriously people can’t seem to keep a civil tone without disparaging one another. When America’s leadership is cracking up the rest of the world can see one thing. We’re All Going To Die ????

  2. No WE are not.

    For you it is about time. Figuratively that is!

    Time to change your deep state political furniture!

    Paradoxically the disruptive action of Mister Trump is useful.

    He uses the farce with N. Korea and its crisis actor KIM UN very well.

    At least Putin does not have to play the vilain enemy, nobody talks of ISIS anymore, MIC things it will make more bucks on your back and the rest of the world relaxes a bit.

    Keep trucking USA… Proficiat.

    • Reminder: you lick the boots of a dictator who bombed children’s hospitals on purpose.

      You are human-shaped garbage.

      • This is just abject American propaganda.
        No dictator would bomb his own people’s children. No reason.
        Assad is backed up by 80% of his population. He is winning the war against your ISIS.
        What you say is pure lie.
        YOU kill the people and children in Iraq (one million death) and do false flags in Syria. LIARS and Murderers are on your side. Chew on that..

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