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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Mitt Romney has won one election in his life, and the state that elected him now rejects him by a nearly 2-1 margin. Why?

One thing that Mitt Romney does consistently, whether he’s playing moderate or severely conservative, is lie.

His strategic confusion is probably geared to get people to talk about what he’s saying and not what he’d do—transfer ridiculous amounts of wealth from the middle class to the richest.

During the last debate, the president finally got the chance to rebut Romney’s biggest lie of the campaign—that the president went on “an apology tour” because he didn’t praise George W. Bush’s policies.

“Nothing Gov. Romney just said is true,” the president said, “starting with this notion of me apologizing. This has been probably the biggest whopper that’s been told during the course of this campaign. And every fact-checker and every reporter who has looked at it, Governor, has said this is not true.

Since we can’t rebut Romney to his face, we figure a little mockery is the next best thing.

“nobsartist” helped us trump Trump’s ridiculous announcement by suggesting that Mr. Romney’s Donald Trump association is as more than supporters and neither has a birth certificate he could produce.

Now we want to know what you think Mitt’s next lie will be.

Post your guess in the comments, then ask your friends to like it. The winning suggestion will appear in our Friday newsletter.


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  • hmmmmm Mitt will claim that his Mormon religious values are the same as “Christian” values.

    • Yesss! This is the most real, the most likely.
      Like JFK saying that the pope will not affect his decisions, Mitt will have to declare that any prophet, or THE prophet of his church will not affect his decisions. He’ll actually bring that up so people can see the parallel. He will denounce certain things that really piss off the evangelicals, like plural marriage or discrimination against black people; he might even reason that those things never existed, that they were products of people’s exaggerations and imaginations.
      Good for you! I hadn’t thought of that.

  • Mitt will claim Barack’s father was ordained into the Priesthood in June 1978. He will also declare the Mormon’s founding roots weren’t Egyptian. He will also declare that the the Mormon’s record on segregation was changed out of their civil libertarian ideals and not because of Tax advantages.

  • old_blu

    The only way he can get any closer to what Obama has is to claim he is half African American.

    • Jon Stewart pointed out that they are the same model on foreign policy, so our only choice now is color 🙂

      • old_blu

        I saw that he is one funny dude Stephanie, and pretty damn accurate too.

      • So I guess equality for all whether your gay or poor, a woman or anyone not a rich old white man, is completely inconsequential?

      • foolsdance

        That is so typical of your ilk – what about all of the other issues??? You’re basing you vote on one single issue, foreign policy? Oh wait, and color of course. What a fool.

        • jarheadgene

          SLOW DOWN FD…i appreciate the excitment, but I think stephanie parks was just joking….

        • BradLewis

          You remind me of Sheldon Cooper, oblivious to irony (i.e. dense!) The ‘fool’ in your address is so apt … LOL

        • awakenaustin

          Our ilk? And, pray tell, what ilk would that be? Practicing your calendar’s word of the day? You have shown once again that irony is a form of humor, completely mysterious to your ilk.

        • viewfromtheleftcoast

          oh wait….women’s rights, economic justice, reducing the debt (read the economists, not op-eds,or his advisors)….and btw, foreign policy issues are also economic issues, and security issues….

    • viewfromtheleftcoast

      ………….and half Hispanic, and half Chinese, and half Native American, and half Jewish, and half Catholic, and half Evangelical, and half of everything and anything he can be……to get your vote……..he’s really a prostitute

      • old_blu

        Hahaha, that some funny “stuff” as VP Biden would say. I like your moniker.

  • Herman Morgan

    You mentioned Deluded Donald, and rumors have it that The Dipshit is planning to release something terrible, like that the Obama’s once considered Divorce. Now, first off, what couple who’ve been married 20+ years haven’t considered Divorce?
    So, my guess is that this Smear will be,” that while on a trial separation, Barack Obama had numerous affairs with Wealthy, White, Socialist, Atheist Women, and that’s where he got the Money to run for his Senate seat, and launch his Presidential bid “. ! Yes, It’s Twisted, but so are Rove & Company, and the Tea-Liban.

    • TZToronto

      No, Donald thinks he’s backing Obama into a corner by offering $5 million to Obama’s favorite charity if Obama will release his college transcripts and his passport application. What Trump doesn’t realize is that he has NO POWER, and just about everyone thinks he’s a jerk. (Fox will play it up big, though, and imply that Obama’s a fraud–and they’ll have their believers, as usual.) However, he’ll say that Obama’s hiding something by not releasing his transcripts and passport application, and he’ll claim that the transcripts show he was a very poor student (or only got a law degree through affirmative action or something equally silly) and that his passport application says that he was born in Kenya. Of course, that will only serve to raise the question of why Romney won’t release his tax returns.

    • Ed

      Herman, I imagine that the Donald wishes he had thought of that one(perhaps he has but didn’t have the guts), but actually he is offering a HUGE reward to anyone who can provide him with Oboma’s college transcripts. In other words he is paying a reward to anyone willing to STEAL the transcripts and turn them over to him.

  • Next lie: Romney will claim he signed every piece of legislation that came from the Mass. Congress to his desk when he was governor of Mass.

    • bcarreiro

      he stated he balanced the budget in massachusetts but the truth doesn’t lie only he does……………….2nd worst in the nation.

      • jarheadgene

        beside that isn’t Mass one of those states that has that in their constitution? That they have to pass a balanced budget yearly?

    • viewfromtheleftcoast

      and that would be a very big lie indeed…….(most vetos by a MA governor, and of course most of those overridden by the D led legislature….those progressive bills that became law under “his” visionary leadership……) he makes me physically sick everytime he opens his mouth there’s a distortion of facts or outright LIES!!!!

  • He’s going to tell us that he’s never even HEARD of China, let alone shipped American jobs to wherever China is.

    • That would not surprise me from a man that said Iran needs Syria to have access to the sea!

      • Jean Tovar

        Mitt Romney will say everything and anything to win this election. Now, he is for abortion, he wants to withdraw the troup in 2014 like Obama said. He is agreed with everything Obama said. If Rommey elected I hope not, he will wage another war with Iran and Syria and put the country in more debts. This guy is a fat liar americans people should not trust him. If Rommey was a good governor in Massachussets why he failed to reelect and lost the election by a margin of 21%


          • imabrummie

            Amen to that, but hopefully there are enough intelligent folk out here in the voting community who are not duped by his lies and fairy tales.

          • viewfromtheleftcoast

            I’d like to think so….but a lie told over and over and over again, to some, begins to sound like a true fact known forever…….I think his next lie will be “I didn’t say that” (apply that to any contradiction)

          • Sandra

            He’ll claim he hasn’t made one cent from the company that incinerate aborted fetus’ and does not approve of said company.

          • ARE there enough intelligent folk not duped by him?
            I’m afraid that a lot of the intelligent folk are not duped, but rather seduced by the promise of money.

            I’m afraid that people whose annual earnings of more than $250,000 think they’re players and think Romney is talking about them when he says he’s going to get tax cuts, end “entitlements” and enrich them further.

            These not-quite-rich folks believe Romney’s financial plans will benefit them because they think poor people (under $250,000) are a drag on their profits, causing high taxes and are to blame for everything that doesn’t go right with their lives. They actually believe in the 47% and think they shouldn’t have to support them.

            I’m afraid. Oh, please, PLEASE let there be enough intelligent people!!

          • dalnb

            Obama- Of the People, for the People. Romney – of the Wealthy for the wealthy!

          • imabrummie

            I cannot disagree with a word you have said. Go Obama!!!!!! The thought of Bendyboots RoMoney in the White House makes my flesh crawl!

          • Actually Romney’s role model Joseph’s Myth was the biggest con artist to ever live. Yes I spelled it wrong deliberately.

          • Sandra

            A con artist himself, yes, who was jailed in NY for scamming people out of their money. Pity there’s no Ad out there informing Americans about the founder of the Mormon cult. The MSM has left Romney off the hook. There’s so much out there but they are ignoring it yet Obama’s life was turned upside down trying to get dirt on him and they still aren’t satisfied that he’s clean, but continue to spread filth and bs as news.

          • dalnb

            I do hope you have encouraged your relatives, friends and neighbors to do what ever they can do to see Romney is not elected. We can not afford to go back to the Bush agenda!

        • dalnb

          Close but not close enough:

          Better stated as – Mitt Romney has stated everything – – – – .

          You would think that after six years of campaiging he would have it all togther but he seems to be starting over every day!

          I do hope you have encouraged your relatives, friends and neighbors to do what ever they can do to see Romney is not elected. We can not afford to go back to the Bush agenda!

    • viewfromtheleftcoast

      That is until someone calls him on it and he’ll say “I didn’t say that”

    • dalnb

      President Obama- Of the People for the People; Mitt Romney- of the wealthy for the wealthy!

  • nobsartist

    He is going to tell us that he is really a citizen of another planet and is therefore exempt from all American tax laws.

  • He will claim he’s not Mitt Romney.

    • jarheadgene

      Actually he’s already claimed to be SEVERAL Mitt Romneys.

  • neeceoooo

    I love Jon Stewart’s comment in regards to the last debate. He said it was like a “Freaky Friday” episode with Mitt and Barack peeing in the same fountain which made them one in the same person.

  • Willard will claim that the reason he only ran for one term as governor of Massachusetts is because he accomplished so much in one term that a second term would just be too great an act to follow.

  • hawksmom

    Can we hope that his biggest lie will be that he is running for President??

  • TZToronto

    He was never associated with anything Bain did. He was just the CEO and never made any decisions. He’ll claim that he was a figurehead only and actually swept the floors at night after everyone went home. He made his money through shrewd investments–cow manure that was sold to Donald Trump. What Trump did with that stuff was none of his business. Oh, and the real Bain decision makers liked his janitorial work so much that they all gave him gifts, which he dutifully reported to the IRS. So he doesn’t have to show his tax returns because that’s all there is. Trust me.

  • Twittens will admit he intentionally sabbotoged his campaign to prove just how stupid the American people can be by voting for him!!

    • foolsdance

      We can only hope… maybe somebody could slip him some sodium pentathol then prop him up on stage.
      But wait, will it work if he really has Romnesia and honestly believes everything he says?

  • joelhepner

    We have “”Romnesia” so now we can add “Mathillogical!” (My play on “Pathological” – which is what he is).

  • TheBlueCoyote

    Mitt will claim he was born of woman.

  • bcarreiro

    that he really won the election…………….but lost due to voter fraud. (99 to 1)

  • dtgraham

    Mitt’s next lies. Mmmmmm. Lemme see here. In the final days of the campaign, an increasingly desperate Romney will say the following:

    –To show his warm, human side, Mitt will claim to remember the first names of each of the thousands of employees whose jobs he got rid of.

    — If elected, he will offer a free birthday ride on a stealth bomber for every U.S. citizen.

    — If he becomes President, he’ll get to the bottom of this whole Bigfoot thing.

    –If he wins, he promises to investigate why those wrestling refs seem to miss so many illegal holds.

    — As the Dems widen their lead, he will promise-if elected- to go 10 rounds with George W. Bush at Trump Plaza.

    — To show his support for gay marriage, Romney will falsely assert that Obama plans to hire sculptures to rearrange Mount Rushmore to show Roosevelt and Jefferson kissing.

    — Romney will claim to reveal Obama’s secret plans, if re-elected, to give his next State of the Union address shirtless while reading his speech in a comical Yiddish accent.

    — Romney will falsely deny that, in leveraged buyouts, he replaced hard working employees with zombie monkeys.

    — You want to sleep with a supermodel? If elected, he’ll arrange it.

  • His next lie? My name is Barack Obama, and I approve this message!

    • dtgraham

      I know your surgery will go well Dominick. Take your laptop or ipad with you and keep posting. You’re in all of our thoughts. Take care.

    • jarheadgene

      I think they used that one…earlier this cycle on an ad that got pulled very quickly.

  • ski3938

    The platform.

    Well now we know what ROMNEY/RYAN mean by big government. They are in
    favor of a class of leaders who want the ultimate control of woman’s
    bodies. They say not letting woman drive or forcing them to wear full
    body clothing with only slits for your eyes is not acceptable. But they
    are in favor and their supporters agree that woman should be banned from
    making their own decisions on their own lifestyle and bodies. So this
    is an example of the role of the panel Sarah Palin fears.


    RoMoney’s next big lie will be to agree with everything Obama stands for and all of Obama’s policies. Oh, wait, he allready did that.

  • Fellow Dems, stick on “Romnesia”. This narrative is now sinking in peoples mind. Whatever Romney comes with, still will go under this category. It is “Romnesia” way through to Nov. 6.

  • Tinkin

    That he increased defense spending while teaching Sunday School classes about world peace as Governor of Massachusetts.

  • William Deutschlander

    Mitt is going to tell us how hard he worked to embezzle his millions and accrue 100 million in an IRA!

  • nobsartist

    If elected, I will put 2 Dodges in every garage.
    A draft Dodge and a tax Dodge.

    You know I love cars, you know dont you?

    • pvsummer

      Is an escalator included?

    • bcarreiro

      I own one and i would love to Ram it right up romneys ass.

      • imabrummie

        Would you really submit a good American car to such a fate – being within such close proximity of the retard’s nether regions?

        • bcarreiro

          i own a truck and i would use not only for romney……….but boehner, ryan and the whole damn itty bitty shitty committee who helped cause the demise to OUR country.

          • imabrummie

            I second your feelings regarding the retards who seem to make up the current-day RePUBIC-clown party . . . but how about using one of those foreign imports instead of a good AMERICAN vehicle!

  • pvsummer

    I was born a poor black child in an 11,000 sq. ft. hut in Africa that housed an elevator for my oxen.

  • VEAM

    Romney = COPY CAT who has no shame to copy what so ever

  • Twittens will tell us that he has asked God for forgiveness for his past transgressions that hurt the people of our country and he is on a mission to give back to the United States as retribution to cleanse his soul.

  • How many more lies can there be?

    What?! My Bobblehead that I gave away at a fundraiser back in 2008 was made in China?! Who oversaw the production of that?! Oh!, My brother in law!

    Well, no one I KNOW would send any jobs to China!

  • He’ll say that he’s going to donate all his wealth, including that he’s got hidden in overseas accounts, to programs for women, children and middle-class families earning less than $100,000.

  • Mitt’s next lie if he wins: “I am your President.”

  • montanabill

    If all you have got is pettiness and name calling, you don’t have much.

    • nobsartist

      so you have no idea that those that you support have been subjecting our President to that same abuse over the last 4 years?

      just wondering, how much does that rock you hide under weigh?

      the comments here come from minds a lot sharper than the two half wits that you support possess.

      • montanabill

        When you have a lucid moment, here is an exercise for you. Whenever you listen to a speech by the President and he starts pointing the finger for bad behavior at the other side, take off your partisan glasses and see if the President hasn’t been guilty of exactly the thing is he is decrying and is trying to keep the spotlight off of himself.

    • viewfromtheleftcoast

      Lying is not petty…….what all his lying has done, is only confuse issues and what it is that he really stands for, other than wanting to be POTUS ……..

      • montanabill

        I suppose you are completely ignoring the lies from Obama. Recent examples:
        1. Stories about what happened in Benghazi
        2. Claims Congress proposed the sequestration initative. (It was him).
        3. Claims of creating 5 million jobs. The actual number is about 320,000.

        • viewfromtheleftcoast

          1. as information has come out we have heard it, there is an investigation going on
          2. check the record…..the proposal first came from the Repubs……and he agreed
          3. where did you get that figure…..not the Bureau of Labor Statistics
          Your guy used to say that he’d create 12 million jobs in 4 fours …now he says 10 to 12 years… does that compare for you

          • montanabill

            Check the information he received and when he received it. Check the statements he and his staff made and when they made them. There is no clearer indication that we (the public) were fed a line of malarkey (to use Biden’s term rather than Obama’s).

            Not according to reporter Bob Woodward.

            According to the most recent employment figures from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the economy has eked out a net gain of 325,000 jobs since January 2009, when Obama took office. And that’s giving credit for roughly 386,000 jobs that the BLS has announced, on a preliminary basis, that it will be adding to this year’s employment totals next year, as a result of its routine annual “benchmarking” analysis. Looking only at private-sector jobs, it’s true that the total has risen just under 5.2 million since February 2010 (Note that he took office Jan. 2009. That’s when the measure should have started, not Feb. 2010) — provided that credit is given for roughly 453,000 private-sector jobs to be added next year through the BLS benchmarking process. But over Obama’s entire term, those private-sector jobs have gone up only 967,000, even counting benchmarking additions, job additions which haven’t taken place.

          • viewfromtheleftcoast

            “Looking at private sector jobs it is TRUE that the total has risen just under 5.2 million since February 2010 “, Now I believe the President has said just that……
            teachers, firefighter, police state and county employees jobs have dropped………including Federal Government jobs, it is leaner that under the GWB terms. .

          • montanabill

            He cherry picked a start date and neglects to subtract lost jobs. Real unemployment and under employment are still hanging at 23 million.

          • viewfromtheleftcoast

            Cherry picking is what your guy does!….in every speech by the President he tells you the number of jobs lost in January 2009 and for the three months before….

          • montanabill

            Forgot to respond to your last incorrect statement. Romney still says, and his web site still says, ‘during his first term’. Unless, somehow, he is getting a 10 or 12 year term, your claim in incorrect.

          • viewfromtheleftcoast

            meaning Romney is just not telling the truth,,,,,he said that he’d create 12 million jobs in four years, now that economists and the BLS have said, not possible, it would be another 10 or 12 years….now he’s a little quieter on the numbers….

          • montanabill

            Simply not true. He says it in every campaign speech. The BLS has not weighted in and the economists are big government partisans like Paul Krugman who has never been right.

          • viewfromtheleftcoast

            Really?? never been right…..;just because Romney keeps saying something it doesn’t make it true…..even your guy Chas. Kruthammer says it’s not possible…

  • When he loses, he’ll say that he never ran for POTUS, retroactively, of course….

  • jarheadgene

    next lie…..i will be having an exclusive MSNBC interview.

  • pvsummer

    I have never baptized a dead person.

  • pvsummer

    I think Ann Coulter is hot for a tranny.

    • viewfromtheleftcoast

      BTW, where are the Coulter types on this thread…… defenders of the righteousness of lying?……..for the good of the country!!

  • pvsummer

    I lived in Tagg’s basement when I voted for Scott Brown.

    • viewfromtheleftcoast

      I still don’t get why he was never investigated for voter fraud by the elections board of MA……surely if one was suspected of a “federal crime”, his income taxes (& where he lived) would be subject to the investigation…….or that someone in Tagg’s neighborhood could attest that Romney wasn’t living in an unfinished basement……

      How believable is that claim? since we already know he once filed a retroactive tax filling to complete the residency requirement to run for governor……How does this man get away with it??????

      Is it simply the privilege of the very rich?

      • pvsummer

        Your final question is the answer. Same reason Reichsmarschall Cheney could get away with firing two hundred bits of shrapnel into his hunting buddy’s face, neck and chest. His face is scarred and about 30 pieces of shot are still deeply embedded in his body. No charges were ever filed. Accidents are negligence. Negligence is unlawful. Unlawful does not apply to the privileged.

  • jarheadgene

    Next….LIE…… Whatever the NEXT sentence out of his mouth is !, basically (insert lie), I’m Mitt Romney and I approve of this ad.].

  • AlfredSonny

    His next lie will be that he is a patriot

    • He has already told that lie over and over again.

  • Joseph Grosso

    He is going to tell us that he believes in god and the ten commandments, especially number 8, THOU SHALL NOT BARE FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR.

  • royvhold

    that he really won the election against Ted Kennedy, but since Ted had so much more money than he, the election was stolen

  • tnyquist

    His next biggest lie – the biggest lie of all – will be that he won the election.

  • “Missile gap” or “forced busing”. It’s a hard guess.

  • cchatfield

    Check out Jesse Jackson’s attempt to prevent the loss of 170 Jobs in Illinois that are going to go to CHINA by a Bain Capital ownrd company. More Outsourcing by MITT et al ????

  • latebloomingrandma

    We have seen many Mitt Romneys. People should NOT forget the real one, who was revealed while caught on candid camera. He did not misspeak. That was the true guy dissing half the citizens of the country. I shudder to think of a Romney presidency. The world will truly think America has lost it’s marbles by tossing out Obama and installing this schizophrenic. Our stature and influence are bound to be effected with a president Romney.

    • viewfromtheleftcoast

      I would add psychopath……look up the psychoanalytical description of a psychopath……there have been quite a few in history who had leading roles…..

  • That his little boy Tagg was misquoted when he said he wanted to take a swing at President Obama. Of course he now has apologized.

  • Golddust400

    He produced his 2011 tax return showing a 14% tax rate after not taking all of his charitable tax deductions. Any tax preparer knows he has 3 years to correct that contrived tax return. After the election he will amend that return and get back over $500,000.00 lowering his rate to 10%.

  • pvsummer

    “As President, I promise a big bird in every pot and a car in every elevator.”

  • DanVero

    The lie is that “HE is NOT better off than 4 years ago” … I believe that THIS is the main reason he would NOT show several years of Tax Returns … We would see how MUCH WEALTHIER he and the 1% have become thanks to TAX CUTS and deregulation. And we would ask, where are the JOBS then! Why didn’t the money TRICKLE DOWN! … Come to think about it … “TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMY” has been the BIGGEST ONGOING GOP LIE since the Reagan years.

  • howa4x

    Romney would never have gotten this far except for his wealth. He was able to carpet bomb opponents in the primary and most of them were so out there to begin with. He created more shadow companies that invested in controversial companies and has a history of out right lying. He is lying about his income, and the fact that he is neither conservative or moderate, since he will wear whatever tag the moment give him. He is currently lying about the 1% by giving the impression that he is not going to give them a tax cut when in reality he is not repealing the Bush tax cuts they already have. He is lying about medicare and SS and will privatize them if he gets a majority in both houses. If he does his friends on Wall st will get trillions to gamble with since they will repeal Dodd/Frank. They will do this before the mid terms change both houses since once the people realize what is really going on the republicans will be banished to the wood shed for ever. The hope is that the Dems won’t be able to change it back, and in this way will have to marry the big banks on wall st, since then they really can’t fail
    The bigget lie is consistantly telling is he really cares about the middle class and that is just a pile of Sh..t

  • nobsartist

    I am a citizen of the planet Kulob and therefore not subjected to American tax laws.
    However since I first appeared in Bloomfield Hills where I grew up in a house with a swimming pool fed by a waterfall in the living room, I am qualified to be President of the United States.

  • Joe blow

    His NEXT HUGE lie will be after he loses and will take the victory by Obama to the courts and it will be lies about Election fixing.

  • God told him to run for president.

  • Romney is a strong believer in the quote “It is not truth that matters, but victory.”

    That quote, by the way, is from Adolf Hitler

  • emadis41

    A lie he is repeated over and over again and no one refuted him:
    “23 million unemployed now”.

  • The biggest lie is the one he will not do – make his tax records public .

  • He will say “I never said those lies, it is all a liberal conspiracy against me”.

  • knobbys

    has any of romneys sons, served in the military?

    • viewfromtheleftcoast

      NO!! Ann says that instead they went on missions to convert the sinners to Mormonism, and that is the same thing really…(from her interview on the View, without Mitt since he said the people on the View were hostile to him)

  • I didn’t cut my charitable contributions just to raise my income tax percentage in 2011. Then, why was it 1,.5 million less than in 2010? He has so many that it is pretty much impossible to remember all of them. Maybe he will state that there was never a song called Liar, Liar. It’s one that he should sing every day in the mirror.

  • greghilbert

    Romney will claim that Obama faked Bin Laden’s death, and is hiding him in the White House.

  • daniel bostdorf

    Next lie: The Electoral College is rigged against my campaign by the Democrats.

  • ayayaboy

    Romney is either going to tell us next that “he himself is gay” or that Warren Jeff is also a human being just as those innocent underage girls he rapes, and romney donate money for his legal defence. Alternatively, he may tell us that he never said anything like corporation are people or Detroit should go bankrupt.

  • One of his sons is gay and wants to marry a male liberal…so Mit is now FOR same sex marriage.

  • One of Mits sons is gay and wants to marry a gay male liberal…so Mit is now for same sex marriage.

  • What scares me the most is not Romney’s constant lying but that so many people believe his lies even when they are shown proof that they are lies. Apparently almost 50% of Americans have had the wool pulled over their eyes, by Fox News or whatever, and they are firmly convinced Romney is an upright guy who is telling the truth and the rest of us are lying.

    • viewfromtheleftcoast

      they are daydreaming about becoming really, really wealthy… just like him… why would you wake up and spoil the dream and worse think ill of how he/you got so rich

  • J Thomas

    “Paul… Ryan? Never heard of him.”

  • I think it will be about the woman he killed in France, or his testimony for his buddies divorce hearings.

  • Mitt’s Next Lie.:
    He and Paul Ryan’s hair gel is manufactured in America.

  • Nan

    I think he will try to find a way to smear his private life. Possibly an extra marital affair? A gay affair? I know an aliens abducted him and changed his DNA!! LOL

  • At this point does it really matter? People if the man’s lips are moving he’s lying

  • Joe Davis

    Mitt, “My presidency is not going to be the biggest ponzi scheme ever. Trust me.”

  • He’ll say he didn’t know that Delphi shipped 25 of 29 plants to China because he was not involved with those decisions and didn’t even know of the decision until afterwards.

    Oh, yeah, and he’ll go back to his assertion that Russia is America’s number one geopolitical foe because they need to have some coastline, too, and they’ll be invading Greenland in order to do that.

    • pvsummer

      I read today that Putin appreciated Romney’s anti-Russian provocation. He now has an excuse to become even more weary of NATO and its intentions. Things just got a little bit colder. Thanks Mitt.

  • ObozoMustGo


    Here is a great summary of who Moochelle and Obozo really are.

    Mychal Massie is a respected writer and talk show host in Los Angeles.
    The other evening on my twitter, a person asked me why I didn’t like the Obama’s? Specifically I was asked: “I have to ask, why do you hate the Obama’s? It seems personal, not policy related. You even dissed (disrespect) their Christmas family picture.”

    The truth is I do not like the Obamas, what they represent, their ideology, and I certainly do not like his policies and legislation. I’ve made no secret of my contempt for the Obamas. As I responded to the person who asked me the aforementioned question, I don’t like them because they are committed to the fundamental change of my/our country into what can only be regarded as a Communist state.

    I don’t hate them per definition, but I condemn them because they are the worst kind of racialists, they are elitist Leninists with contempt for traditional America. They display disrespect for the sanctity of the office he holds, and for those who are willing to admit same, Michelle Obama’s raw contempt for white America is transpicuous.

    I don’t like them because they comport themselves as emperor and empress. I expect, no I demand respect, for the Office of President and a love of our country and her citizenry from the leader entrusted with the governance of same. President and Mrs. Reagan displayed an unparalleled love for the country and her people. The Reagan’s made Americans feel good about themselves and about what we could accomplish. His arrogance by appointing 32 leftist czars and constantly bypassing congress is impeachable. Eric Holder is probably the MOST incompetent and arrogant DOJ head to ever hold the job. Could you envision President Reagan instructing his Justice Department to act like jack-booted thugs?

    Presidents are politicians and all politicians are known and pretty much expected to manipulate the truth, if not outright lie, but even using that low standard, the Obama’s have taken lies, dishonesty, deceit, mendacity, subterfuge and obfuscation to new depths. They are verbally abusive to the citizenry, and they display an animus for civility.

    I do not like them, because they both display bigotry overtly, as in the case of Harvard Professor Louis Gates, when he accused the Cambridge Police of acting stupidly, and her code speak pursuant to now being able to be proud of America. I view that statement and that mindset as an insult to those who died to provide a country where a Kenyan, his illegal alien relatives, and his alleged progeny, could come and not only live freely, but rise to the highest, most powerful, position in the world. Michelle Obama is free to hate and disparage whites because Americans of every description paid with their blood to ensure her right to do same.

    I have a saying, that “the only reason a person hides things, is because they have something to hide.” No president in history has spent over a million dollars to keep his records and his past sealed.

    And what the two of them have shared has been proved to be lies. He lied about when and how they met, he lied about his mother’s death and problems with insurance, Michelle lied to a crowd pursuant to nearly $500,000 bank stocks they inherited from his family. He has lied about his father’s military service, about the civil rights movement, ad nausea. He lied to the world about the Supreme Court in a State of the Union address. He berated and publicly insulted a sitting Congressman. He has surrounded himself with the most rabidly, radical, socialist academicians today. He opposed rulings that protected women and children that even Planned Parenthood did not seek to support. He is openly hostile to business and aggressively hostile to Israel. His wife treats being the First Lady as her personal American Express Black Card (arguably the most prestigious credit card in the world). I condemn them because, as people are suffering, losing their homes, their jobs, their retirements, he and his family are arrogantly showing off their life of entitlement – as he goes about creating and fomenting class warfare.

    I don’t like them, and I neither apologize nor retreat from my public condemnation of them and of his policies. We should condemn them for the disrespect they show our people, for his willful and unconstitutional actions pursuant to obeying the Constitutional parameters he is bound by, and his willful disregard for Congressional authority.

    Dislike for them has nothing to do with the color of their skin; it has everything to do with their behavior, attitudes, and policies. And I have open scorn for their constantly playing the race card.

    It is my intention to do all within my ability to ensure their reign is one term. I could go on, but let me conclude with this. I condemn in the strongest possible terms the media for refusing to investigate them, as they did President Bush and President Clinton, and for refusing to label them for what they truly are. There is no scenario known to man, whereby a white president and his wife could ignore laws, flaunt their position, and lord over the people, as these two are permitted out of fear for their color.

    As I wrote in a syndicated column titled, “Nero In The White House” – “Never in my life, inside or outside of politics, have I witnessed such dishonesty in a political leader. He is the most mendacious political figure I have ever witnessed. Even by the low standards of his presidential predecessors, his narcissistic, contumacious arrogance is unequalled. Using Obama as the bar, Nero would have to be elevated to sainthood… Many in America wanted to be proud when the first person of color was elected president, but instead, they have been witness to a congenital liar, a woman who has been ashamed of America her entire life, failed policies, intimidation, and a commonality hitherto not witnessed in political leaders. He and his wife view their life at our expense as an entitlement – while America’s people go homeless, hungry and unemployed.”

    Have a nice day!

    “The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency…Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president.” – Czech Republic newspaper Prager Zeitung

    • nobsartist

      Thanks. You have reaffirmed that you are the biggest idiot that reads the National Memo.

      You should be proud of yourself and I am sure that you should receive some type of reward in the mail soon.

    • Give me your address and phone number. I’d really like to meet you.

      • Never mind! I have a friend who has discovered your IP. Be seeing you real soon.

  • “I baptized dead people into the Mormon church. Now I will resister all of them to vote for me. Since I saved them for eternal damnation, they will do it. They love me.”
    He DID baptize dead people. Ex-Mormons call it dead dunking!

  • Romney’s next lie will be that “he is the one who ended the war in Iraq and brought our troops home” Obama only implemented what he advised him to do” In fact Obama did not even know when and whether the troops had come home! A second lie Romney will tell is that” it is his ideas that have helped to stabilise the economy and to create five million jobs in the economy already”

    You see this fellow Romney keeps repeating at every event that “the economy is worse this year than it was last year, it was worse last year than it was the year before, it was worse the year before than it was the year before that, it was worse the year before that than it was the year before that and so forth and so on. So Romney has basically written a poem and he thinks by lying like that repeatedly people will start to believe his lies as the truth. He even said it during Tuesday’s debate when he said that, ” you know I have got five boys, sometimes people will come to you and tell you lies over and over again thinking that you will believe them” In other words Romney was trying to imply that sometimes his sons keep on telling him lies over and over again believing that he will take their lies as the truth. That was a very stupid analogy of the lies he has been telling the public thinking that the voters will believe his lies as the truth. The other thing he keeps saying is that ” when President Obama took office, there were thirty-two million people on food stamps, now that number has risen to forty -two million people” Romney has deliberately ignored the fact that when President Obama took Office the economy was on a down ward trajectory. Naturally the people who were affected by that downward sliding of the economy had to join the food stamps programme. The rise in number of the people in the food stamp was not as a result of president Obama’s policies but was as a result of an overflow from the economic catastrophe created by Obama’s predecessor namely George Bush.
    Romney is conveniently passing the buck to President Obama for the messes created by his soul mate George Bush because he doesn’t want Bush to be seen to have been responsible for the economic crisis the country went through and which president Obama has worked hard to halt and to stabilise the economy. In fact the main reason as to why Romney is working so hard to a point of telling lots of lies is the desperate hope that the lies will help him win the president. Romney can clearly see that the economy is improving, so he wants to take over the presidency so that he can claim that it is conservative policies that have helped to stabilise the economy and to create twelve million jobs in order to safe his friend Bush and the conservative party the embarrassment they are experiencing right now as a result of President Obama’s sterling performance in office.
    Just think of it “Collin Powell, has publicly endorsed President Obama’s re-election”. Isn’t it that a commendable resolve? You know democracy fails when one good man who knows the truth fails to stand up and own up to it. The fact that former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of staff and subsequently Secretary of State Collin Powell stands and owns it up and says, “Yes this President has performed exemplary well, he has not started new wars, he has brought our troops home, the economy is doing well though there are problems still but in overall terms he has done very well” That is a tremendous and commendable feat of statemanship shown by former Secretary of State Collin Powell.
    All rise and go vote for President obama. “Four More Years” Collin Powell should consider standing for conservative nomination next time or switch camp.

    • MissBirdie

      Thank you for your post. You are exactly on point. I can’t imagine the ramifications of him becoming president. We, the middle class and the working poor will be the ones that will suffer like we have never known, worse than the Great Depression. If Romney is elected he will change the very fabric or this country and it will be far worse than what Bush forced on us during his 8 years in office. This is very distressing and I really hope that despite all the voters of this country will cast their vote for President Obama. Sadly, many will not and we will be like sheep waiting for slaughter.

  • Yeah I think most people are doom enough to vote for him….stupid people they have been blinded by this foul lies, they will surely vote for Mitt Romney ..who ever practices lies is the child of satan…cause satan is the father of lies, he has been a liar ever since the beginning of time….so there for..Mitt Romney will be burning in hell with satan cause he is satan child…Amen!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I just hope he don’t win period

  • Mitt Romney is like forest gump u never know what u are going to get

  • Romney’s next speech will be “PUNKED! I got y’all good, didn’t I? I can’t believe how many of you guys fell for all of that shit!”

  • truthfulperson

    I think the media should bring up the facts again about his past dealings. He should produce his tax returns for 2009 to see if he in fact did file with his son’s address. If he didn’t then he has committed voters fraud by saying he lived there and voting using his son’s address. Let the GOP try that on for size.

  • I wouldn’t trust him as far as I can spit. Romney is for himself & the 197,000 wealthy, he does not give a damn about the middle class, working poor or the poor. With him I would see my VA benefits do away…. All women choices will be taken away & no man has the right to tell a woman what she can & cannot do with her body. He needs a 2×4 upside his head.

  • Pat

    He will probably say he saved the car industry from bankruptcy.

  • ridemybroom

    Mitt’s next big lie will be…Obama stole the white house from me…!

  • Mitt Romney next lie will be he never said he going to end Social Security , and Medicare as we know it , I dont Trust Romney on anything he says, He lies to much ..

  • One can tell when Misfit Romeny is lying! I notice that he stutters as he talks! Whenever that occurrs you will know he’s not telling the truth!

  • DurdyDawg

    I think his next lie will be the truth.. I think he will say, “If we go to war after I win the election, I promise to end it within a time frame of six to eight years.”

  • What is Romney’s favorite position on almost every issue?
    He likes to stand up and lie at the same time.

  • dalnb

    Will Romney answer the question (Second Debate) asked him regarding “how he would enforce Equal Pay?”

    My guess he won’t; he declined to answer when the question was directed to him choosing instead to say he had hired several women when he was elected governor.

    He has in previous comments said he reduced the states budget; chances are he did that by hiring women and paying them less than he paid men for the same work!

    We may never know as he declined to answer the question and he would never own up to it anyway!

  • Nothing right-wing media has taught its idiot followers is true.

    Conservative ignorance is the biggest threat to America (not debt or al qaeda)

  • I want the release of the 2009 tax form where he claimed he was residing in the basement of Tagg’s unfinished house in Massachusetts so he could vote there.

    That, ladies and gentlemen, is voter fraud, a felony that disqualifies him as a candidate. And that’s why he won’t release it.

    I can only hope that some patriot in the IRS has the fortitude to release it so the middle class, minority ehthnicities, the poor and the elderly are not subject to his “vision.”

    May God have mercy on us all.

  • dora319

    Romney was not my first choice, but he beats Obama hands down, the race should not even be close. Romney should win in the biggest land slide ever in an election. The only bigger con artist than Obama is the global warming king, Al Gore! Obama wants the government to control everything from what we eat, when we eat, how much to eat, to what toilet paper you use, how much you use. He is the worst President this nation has ever had! He, Biden, Pelosi, Reid, and all liberals need to go if this country is to survive as the land of the free and home of the brave!

  • lessie33

    Tjis guy reminds me of FREDDY KRUGAR he just changed his wardrobr. Lets no sleep on him

  • exitright

    Mitt Romney promised 12 million new jobs. Take out Hawai and Alaska with their
    very different climates and you have the lower 48. If my math is correct, that comes
    out to 250,000 per state – the same amount Scott Walker promised Wisconsin.
    How is that working? NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!