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Saturday, October 22, 2016

If You Want A Friend In Israel, Win An Election

If You Want A Friend In Israel, Win An Election
  • Netenyahy already tried bullying President Obama into supporting his plan to strike Iran pre-emptively. Somehow I don’t think pretending to like and admire him will work either.

    • Revcarrie

      We don’t need another war with anyone! We learned that with Iraq and the WMDs. Sanctions are working. Many times a re-election will come about BECAUSE a nation is at war with another nation rather than change leaders in the middle of a war. Netanyahu may have been looking for a sure fire re-election and the only way he could have it was to start a war for us to fight for him. It appears to have backfired on him with our ellection results.

  • Jim Lou

    Netanyahu and Romney have something in common – They flip-flop according to the weather.

    I read that Obama was actually given more support than Romney in Israel. Maybe Netanyahu reads the polls and is worried about re-election.

    • Agree. We should not fight any more war for other countries, our national interest first —
      to make America prosperous, people working, building OUR nation, and make USA strong
      from in side..

  • ObozoMustGo

    And now…. the REAL Cartoon Of The Day!

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    Have a nice day!

    “Based on information that we — our initial information — we saw no evidence to back up claims by others that this was a preplanned or premeditated attack; that we saw evidence that it was sparked by the reaction to this video.” – Jay Carney on Sept 17th responding to questions about what caused the Benghazi attacks on our consulate on 9/11, despite email evidence that shows Obozo knew it was a terrorist attack moments after it started.

    • CPANewYork

      Hey numbnuts, welcome back. I really missed your inanities.

    • Funny how obozo, like most retardicans is still mystified and tongue tied. It’s silence speaks volumes. Hard to speak when all your talking points have been debunked over and over as empty and worthless. Time for it to just go away.

    • If you are referring to the PRESIDENT OF OUR UNITED STATES as the Ob—-above this just reflects an underlying racist, bigoted attitude and nothing the President will or can do will ever satisfy the likes of you. Go crawl back under that trailer and brew some more meth to complete the job of destroying the rest of the few brain cells you have left…

    • awakenaustin

      Hey, guess who was right about who would be re-elected? Still telling lies and making stuff up? The “evidence” you speak of does not exist, except in the teeny-tiny interstices of your imagination. Taking flights of fantasy is charming in young children, but merely depressing in adults such as yourself. While you toil tirelessly trying to make this event into something it isn’t, see if you have time to follow-up on your ideas about how the Easter Bunny is actually a KGB agent whose real purpose is to hook young children on chocolate and make future generations soft on communism. Always good to hear from the fringe. Keep it up it makes it easier for the FBI to keep tabs on you.

      • ObozoMustGo

        comaboy…. 4 Americans murdered here over the course of 8 hours while we watched from drones above and did nothing to help…. A CIA director blackmailed by the Prez…. nothing to see here…. move along…. move along….

        Have a nice day!

        “Based on information that we — our initial information — we saw no evidence to back up claims by others that this was a preplanned or premeditated attack; that we saw evidence that it was sparked by the reaction to this video.” – Jay Carney on Sept 17th responding to questions about what caused the Benghazi attacks on our consulate on 9/11, despite email evidence that shows Obozo knew it was a terrorist attack moments after it started.

        • awakenaustin

          It is really too bad that bullsh!t can’t be converted directly into usable fuel. If it could be, then you alone could meet all the nation’s energy requirements. Other than the four Americans being dead everything else is pure fantasy. You offer nothing more than the musings of one who has come to believe his hallucinations are reality. ESAD

          • ObozoMustGo

            comaboy… you and the state controlled media are NOT asking the questions behind Benghazi. You are glossing over glaring inconsistencies in White House stories that differe from one another and from testimony in Congressional hearings and added pieces of information that are coming out to corroborate the fact that what the Obozo Regime has beeen saying is not accurate. The question is why? What did Obozo know and when did he know it? What was really going on at that CIA hideout that they called a consulate knowing it never was one? Where did the weapons come from that were used against us? What was the point of the Benghazi hideout and what was the ambassador doing there on 9/11. Why were the ambassador’s requests for additional security denied when funding was already in place for security, contrary to you leftist freak liars attempts to blame Republicans. There’s a lot of questions that you leftist freaks in the media are simply ignoring.

            If this was a Republican Admin, you leftist freaks would be convulsing night after night after night all over TV and in every newspaper. And you would be right to be doing so. But what do we hear out of you useful idiots? crickets………… crickets……… crickets…………… crickets………… Oh, and defending and demonization of anyone that asks the questions.

            You can go put your head back up your arse, comaboy. You’ve been smelling your own sheet so long, you think it’s flowers now.

            Have a nice day!

            “The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency…Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president.” – Czech Republic newspaper Prager Zeitung

          • awakenaustin

            Oooo! It isn’t just the Liberal Media now, it’s the State Controlled Media. I suppose it never occurred to you that wealthy Republicans own a substantial majority of the media outlets in the nation. For the most part they aren’t as crass about the truth and reality as Rupert and Fox and their fellow travelers are, so they aren’t as given to carrying fairy tales as news. No one has ever accused the Republican politicians of anything in this matter except bad faith and disingenuousness. I will answer your serious questions if you will answer mine. Does Santa Claus’ sleigh really fly? Do all dogs really go to heaven? Why not cats? Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? How do we know the world isn’t flat? Why doesn’t the media ask these important questions?

            You are being ridiculed not demonized. You should be happy your desires have been fulfilled. You know now that in four years, by operation of law and constitution, the President will, with his honor and integrity intact, turn over the reins of the Presidency to someone else. J

            Hey, OverMatched Guy, ESAD.

          • ObozoMustGo

            comaboy… you know you’re caught dead to rights when you change the topic. Obozo lied, Americans died. Now he’s covering it up. Why?

            You’re free to remain oblivious, you fool!

            Have a nice day!

            “The difference between being stupid and being a fool: A stupid person at least has an idea about their own inadequacies. The fool is oblivious to them, and is more inclined to believe their own fantasies and lies as truth.” – ObozoMustGo

          • awakenaustin

            Didn’t change the subject. Just responding to the subject you raised. Can you say ridicule? Can you spell ridicule? The subject is that you are fantasizing about things that did not occur. The only liar in this discourse is you. A person who intentionally makes false statements or who intentionally repeats statements they know to be false is a liar. You do both. In almost every sentence you write, you lie about something or someone.


          • ObozoMustGo

            comaboy… there are legitimate questions about Benghazi that are going largely ignored.

            – What did Obozo know, and when did he know it?
            – Where was Obozo when the first news came in about the attacks?
            – Did he watch the video feed with the others in the situation room?
            – Why did he do nothing while our people were under attack?
            – What is the chain of command for how these situations are handled when they occur?
            – Who is supposed to notify the president and was he notified when he was supposed to be?
            – What was that CIA compound and the “safe house” annex being used for? Really?
            – What were they hiding there?
            – Why was the abassador’s requests for increased security over the summer ignored?
            – Who exactly were we supplying arms to in Libya when they were trying to take over – Kadhafi? Were those “rebels” members of Al Qaida or other terror organizations?
            – Why was Petraeus hired at CIA when he was in the middle of an affair? How did the FBI not know he was having an affair when they vetted him? Especially considering the massive electronic trail of information proving the affair existed before he took the CIA role.
            – Why did Petraeus resign when he did and before he was supposed to testify in front of Congress next week?
            – When did Obozo really know about the fact that he had a CIA Director that was compromised and exposed to blackmail?
            – Who else knew? We know Holder did months ago. He didn’t tell Obozo? Did it slip his mind?

            These are all legitimate questions that go to the integrity of government. So while you think you are ridiculing, in reality your attempts to deflect the matter show how you are easily defeated, and have no ground to stand on. Any objective American can see and agree that these questions, and hundreds more, should be answered. America deserves to know.

            Let’s see how it turns out.

            Now go back to your crack pipe, LOSER!

            Have a nice day.

            “When Obozo called the SEALs, they got Bin Laden. When the SEALs called Obozo, they got denied.” – Navy SEAL’s Facebook posting that was censored and then later uncensored

          • IThinkthereforeIVoteMHO

            Hey “You” (Not the President of the United States) Must Go … “Have a Nice FOUR MORE YEARS … FOUR MORE YEARS … FOUR MORE YEARS !!!!

          • grammyjill

            I can anwser some of your questions, cause I pay attention. The President was at Walter Reed Hospital visiting wounded when the attack started. He goes to visit regularly. He learned about the general not being able to keep his dick in his pants on Nov. 8th. And that is an ongoing clown story. He sent marines and battleships as soon as they realized it was an attack (2 hours).
            The ambassador was not supose to be there. He was supose to be in Tripoli where he did have greater security. The rest of your questions are going to have to wait for the investigation to get done.

          • ObozoMustGo

            grammy…. let’s have ALL parties testify in front of Congress and under oath. Let the chips fall where they may. I will be happy with the truth, regardless of what it is.

            I hope you are keeping warm, grammy. You and hubby need to get your own place where you can “rock and roll” without interruptions from mom and dad. 🙂

            Have a nice day, grammy!

            “When Obozo called the SEALs, they got Bin Laden. When the SEALs called Obozo, they got denied.” – Navy SEAL’s Facebook posting that was censored and then later uncensored

          • grammyjill

            The Pres. was just on. He said he learned about the investigation into the general on Nov.8th. Before that it was an FBI investigation and he wasn’t in on that. That would have been looked at as he was sticking his nose into an ongoing investigation and maybe seen as he trying to influance things. As far as Benghazi, he was at the hospital when it started but went back to the white house as soon as he was told. He didn’t know the ambassador was there as he wasn’t supose to be. I think there was a complete breakdown of information. As far as getting our own place, one of my husbands friends lost his uncle who was almost as well off as Warren Buffet. The friend is the only heir. He wants my husband and I to move out to him and help him take care of everything. We just have to wait for everything to finish getting through probate. The lawyer is emailing the paperwork to us today so we will be able to see the contracts before we fly out to Vegas to sign them. We may be living in a castle in utah by spring. Then the hard work starts. Trying to keep my husbands friend from spending his money on dumb shit. I’m the NO person. So far he’s listening to me. He keeps saying “budget, there isn’t ant damn budget”. But I step on him just like I do with my kids, and he’s younger than one of them and the same age as Jarad, so he pays attention. So far it hasn’t gotten too cold here and the wooly bears(catipillers) say it won’t be a hard winter so I’m good.

          • ObozoMustGo

            Good for you, grammy! Here’s to living in castles in Utah!! CHEERS!!!! 🙂 I know what the wooly bears are. I love those things. They’re cute and they tickle when they crawl around on your arms.

            As to Obozo speaking, he just lied to you grammy. Do you really think that Obozo had no idea his Director of the CIA, the top General in America and noted public hero Petraeus, was being investigated by the FBI? Grammy, you cannot be that gullible, sweetheart. For the FBI to do any investigation, the DoJ must be involved. And Holder knew it long ago. Do you think Holder just forgot to tell Obozo? Like it slipped his mind that the top spy in America has been compromised and is now being investigated? Come one Grammy.

            Some more questions that Obozo is just blowing off. Petraeus had an affair before he became CIA head. This was going on over in Afghanistan while Broadwell was there spending all that time with him. NO ONE gets appointed to such positions without being vetted by the FBI and cleared first. How did Petraeus make it through that vetting process with an electronic trail of evidence showing his affair? How?

            Something is rotten with this whole Benghazi story, Grammy. It just is. And there are never any answers out of the Obozo regime. Nothing but stonewalling and more lies. The truth will come out and hopefully will result in Obozo’s impeachment and Petraeus in jail. For the good of America. I know you disagree with that statement, Grammy. That’s OK. We can agree to disagree. But we can also agree that we both want the truth about the entire Benghazi issue.

            Have a nice day, Grammy! 🙂

            “Blaming a 2-bit film for radical islamic violence is like blaming forks for obesity” – ObozoMustGo

          • grammyjill

            I’m sure the Pres. heard something about the investigation. Hell, Cantor was told about it from the FBI over a month ago. But I also think he did the right thing in not getting into the middle of it. Let the FBI do there thing. I don’t think we will know much about Benghazi until the invesigation is done. They still haven’t talked to anyone who was there. I think that’s dumb. Those are the first people I’d want to talk to. Yea, the castle in utah thing sounds cool. But it’s also in the mountains. Hip deep snow in one storm is not uncommon. Guess I’ll just have to take vacation for the winters. Maybe Hawii.

          • awakenaustin

            For one moment just try to be honest. You have no interest in a discussion of these questions or in answers to them. You already have your own answers. No matter what anyone says and no matter what evidence another may offer, it would have no effect on your answers. You have a point of view and an opinion and other’s thoughts and the facts and reality are of no use or value to you in any respect. You formed your opinion and your answers before you even heard of Benghazi. You have combed through the news reports and the various right conspiracy sites to find “facts” to fit the opinion you already held. All you wish is a forum to spout your nonsense. The very questions you raise presuppose the existence of issues and motives you have no evidence to believe even exist. You presuppose a conspiracy you have no evidence for. Your questions are only questions if you already posit that some conspiracy exists. If one believes the world is actually flat, then one can recite facts to support the notion. The world still won’t be flat. You don’t care what I think. You don’t care what anyone thinks, unless they buy into your peculiar and particular brand of idiocy. I have been warned by others that disputing you is a worthless enterprise, but I have never suffered fools gladly. Besides, God forbid, I fear not calling you out may lead you to believe that you know something or that I have failed to dispute you because I agree with you.

          • ObozoMustGo

            awake…. while from a broad perspective I would agree that one’s perspective can shape the questions they ask, it is equally true that one’s perspective can make them blind to events or underlying causes of events. Blind trust is more dangerous than distrust in government.

            The fact that I dislike Obozo is not hidden. The fact that I would like him impeached and tried for treason is not hidden. However, I’m not the one that lied to the American people for over a month about a false protest gone bad because of a 2-bit YouTube trailer that had 17 views in 2 months prior to 9/11. I’m not the President who was in charge when an American Ambassador was murdered… the first since the 2nd worst President in American history, Carter. I’m not the one who ordered military assistance to stand down. I’m not the one who appointed a CIA Director that was having an affair and was compromised. You see, I did not do any of those things. This stuff happened in the Obozo regime on his watch. Not mine. This is not a conspiracy. It’s likely a foreign policy blunder with some things going on that would not be palatable to the American people. The NY Times has even covered the fact that we are running guns from Libya to Syrian rebels (Al Qaida). I think that’s what they are hiding.

            Do you understand the dangerous nature of NOT having opposition? Not having opposition is what they had with Pravda and one party control in the USSR. Not having opposition is what happens in places with dictators. You WANT opposition to be distrustful. You WANT opposition to keep your guy honest. The problem right now is that, other than Fox and some conservative blog sites, there is no opposition to Obozo in the media. No one else is asking tough questions, and this should make you think.

            The questions I pose are legitimate. If there are easy answers to them that can be corroborated under oath and in testimony by all parties involved, then I can live with what comes out and hope that there will be another scandal somewhere else that will result in Obozo’s removal. I am honest about that and do not hide that fact. But I certainly know that if this was a Republican Admin, you guys on the left would be in an uproar and it would lead every news program across the land and would be the above the fold story in EVERY major newspaper across America for months on end. And rightly so.

            Without opposition, political leaders can get away with anything they want. And regardless of what side of the aisle you are on, and we are opposites for sure, I know that you and I agree on this one point: Political leaders that can do anything they want and not be challenged is a bad thing. I know we agree on that.

            So while you and I may have our little back and forth banter, insults flying back and forthe, the truth is that while we disagree politically, we do agree on the most basic of concepts: Open and honest government. And the opposition to a political leader is exactly what is needed to have difficult questions answered. You want that. I want that. Of that, I am certain.

            Thanks for the discussion, awake. I mean that sincerely. Your a worthy opponent, and believe it or not, I do respect you. Insults aside, I do.

            Have a nice day, awake!

            “Based on information that we — our initial information — we saw no evidence to back up claims by others that this was a preplanned or premeditated attack; that we saw evidence that it was sparked by the reaction to this video.” – Jay Carney on Sept 17th responding to questions about what caused the Benghazi attacks on our consulate on 9/11, despite email evidence that shows Obozo knew it was a terrorist attack moments after it started.

          • grammyjill

            You’re in fine fettle today! The rest of us are letting the commity do it’s job. We will see what happened when Issa and co. finish their investagation. Until then, calm down. Don’t want you to blow a gasket.

    • Justin Napolitano

      bozo, the election is over and Obama is the President. Sorry about your head exploding and what remained of your brains being turned to liquid.

      • I thought maybe he had crawled away, I guess he was just wallowing in pity for a week. It’s always enlightening to read his quotes. You know he can’t formulate an opinion of his own, that would require rational thought

    • Bozo nice to see you back after your prediction of a landslide came true but geez for the wrong guy. You picked Romney and a majority of the country re-elected President Obama. So you have information that the administration doesn’t have. Bozo how come you hide behind an alias, not enough courage to put your name to your bs?

    • ExPAVIC


      Kiss Obama’s butt you politico dinosaur.

      Like all GOPers, you will die and leave no credible trace of reasonable and sane voters.

      So far no job for RoMoney? Small wonder for someone so out of touch with reality.

    • To Bozo:

      Time for a new name. Obama’s in and you, the vulture of The National Memo are gone.

      What’s the matter? Can’t find friends on the Romney sites? Oh, I forgot; there are no Romney sites.

      Get a life, witless.

  • I love it-great cartoon!

  • CPANewYork

    Great cartoon. What prompted it? Is Netanyahu trying to kiss Obama’s ass?

  • jstsyn

    Robme would have been at Netanyahu’s call. Thankfully Obama will call the shots.

  • Hey Israel: Tell your story walking and NO MORE AMERICAN MONEY!

  • Sporry too late.. You guys tried your best, to push the presedent from the first
    day of his office, by all the means by calling him bad names, doubting his citizenship, arguing against his handling Bin Laden, demanding proofs, but, you f ailed. Just swollow hard, think why your extreme Consos lost the election, and
    start building your life …

  • Why is one blood more important than the other? We are all God’s creatures.

  • Netanyahoo was worst evil. He even attempted to inflict a defeat to Obama, showing off ostensibly with his «connections» within the Conservatives in U.S.He was looking to «humiliate» Obama and Biden in any public event. Like he’s an icon of purity.