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Sunday, September 25, 2016

‘Moderate Mitt’ Battles ‘Severely Conservative Mitt’ In Debate Mashup

Who needs President Obama when Mitt Romney’s most formidable opponent is Mitt Romney himself?

With his impressive ability to straddle opposite ends of the political spectrum, Romney locking horns with Romney is a true spectacle to watch. In this Daily Kos mashup, both candidates go head to head on tax cuts, the public sector, teachers, and health care. Standing in the blue corner, Moderate Mitt calls for more and better schoolteachers, coverage for pre-existing conditions, and no more tax cuts for the wealthy. In the red corner, ready to counter with an uppercut and a body blow, stands Severely Conservative Mitt, advocating firing public schoolteachers, denying coverage for pre-existing conditions, and calling for 20 percent across-the-board tax cuts.

Who comes out on top at the end? That’s for you to decide.

Those of you who are still not convinced that Romney can accommodate whatever political, social, or economic position you hold should visit RoboRomney.com. With at least three different talking points on every issue, Robo Romney will make you happy by agreeing with you—no matter what you believe in.

  • bcarreiro

    All the money in the world cant stop “WE THE PEOPLE” from moving forward…………the rest will be history.

  • elw

    Great way to show what a two-faced and confused person Romney is. He does not know who he is.

    • Justin Napolitano

      Worse, elw, we don’t know who he is.

      • elw

        Agree and thanks for making me laugh

  • He knows what he is! He is a flip-flopper who is to who ever they want him to be. He considers him self better then us 47%, underlings! He is the CEO and all should bow to him.

    I have my opinion, but no need to say here

  • I just saw, on CNN, rayn taking about mitts “CHARACTER”. Ha HA his character?

    • elw

      He has none.

    • ALLLLAMERICAN

      OK—that’s Your problem—-CNN—-

      Change channels and get the FACTS

  • SaneJane

    Romney’s apparent goal is to give us a choice between white Obama and black Obama. He has evolved to the point where he agrees with the Democrats on most issues, at least on the debate stage.

  • ObozoMustGo

    DISTRACTIONS………. DISTRACTIONS……………. DISTRACTIONS………………..

    All of this nonsense is nothing more than a distraction away from what a loser and failure Obozo has been.

    YOUR PRESIDENT HAS BEEN LYING TO YOU AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR A MONTH OVER WHAT HAPPENED IN LIBYA ON 9/11. THE TRUTH IS COMING OUT. EVEN ABC NEWS IS ON IT….

    abcnews dot go dot com/International/attack-benghazi-consulate-unprecedented-state-department-official/story?id=17438780#.UHWBtRXLSSo

    [Replace the dot with a period. they dont allow links on here]

    THIS SCANDLE IS 100 TIMES WORSE THAN WATERGATE. OBOZO MADE THE CONSCIOUS CHOICE TO NOT BACKUP THE AMBASSADOR IN LIBYA WITH MORE SECURITY. THERE WAS NO PROTEST OUTSIDE. IT WAS A PLANNED AND DELIBERATE ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOVEREIGN PROPERTY AND PEOPLE. OBOZO KNEW IT BEFORE HAND. OBOZO CHOSE TO GO TO A FUND RAISER INSTEAD. OBOZO THEN CHOSE TO GO TO BED INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH THE CRISIS. THE STATE DEPARTMENT NOW ADMITS THEY KNEW IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK RIGHT AWAY. OBOZO CHOOSES TO BLAME A STUPID 2-BIT FILM FOR THE INCIDENT AND CONTINUED WITH THAT LIE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MAKING SPEECHES TO THE U.N. WITH THAT LIE.

    QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ANSWERED:

    WHY WAS THE AMBASSADOR IN BENGHAZI ON 9/11 WITH NO SECURITY?
    WHY WAS THE AMBASSADOR’S REQUESTS FOR ENHANCED SECURITY IGNORED AND DENIED?
    WHAT WAS THE AMBASSADOR DOING THERE ANYWAY?
    WHERE DID THE TERRORISTS GET THE HIGH TECH WEAPONS THEY USED AGAINST US?
    WHY DID OBOZO KEEP LYING TO AMERICA ABOUT THE INCIDENT?
    WHAT IS OBOZO HIDING?

    You people that are supporters of Obozo had better wake up. He has been lying to you and playing you for a fool. This scandle is disgusting. Obozo has blood on his hands and he is lying to you.

    Have a nice day!

    [click image to enlarge and read the quote from Thomas Sowell]

    • Justin Napolitano

      Obozo, you don’t know exactly what happened in Libya and neither does anyone else. The investigation is ongoing but you, like Romney, think you know all the facts. I’ll bet you posted some BS about the recent border patrol shooting and said the Mexicans did it because Obama has not beefed up the border patrol even though he added 20,000 new agents and deportations are at an all time high. Of course, we now know that the agents shot at each other and it was friendly fire that caused the agents death.

      • ObozoMustGo

        Nappy… there are actually a scant few journalists doing real journalism on this issue. And we do know very well what went down and how it went down. However, you’re not getting this info from MSLSD. Their too busy carrying Obozo’s water for him.

        Have a nice day!

        “Blaming a 2-bit film for radical islamic violence is like blaming forks for obesity” – ObozoMustGo

    • Sand_Cat

      And a FOURTH recycling of this same robo-post. Clearly Obozo hasn’t an original thought in his head, and spent lots of time cobbling together stuff from a lot of other wingnuts, so he wants to make sure he gets his effort’s worth.

      Did he post this on every article on the site?

  • Justin Napolitano

    This mash up should be an Obama campaign ad and run every day until the election.
    It proves beyond any doubt that Romney is a liar, a cheat and has zero integrity.

  • An old saying: If you try to please every one, you wind up pleasing no one.

  • A MESSAGE TO ObozoMustGo.

    Maybe you should get your blood pressure checked. With all that hatred and all your vile attacks, you may be causing severe damage to you internal systems.

    I, for one, do not want you to have a coronary. Who else could give me so many good laughs?

    • ALLLLAMERICAN

      YOU will need your blood pressure checked after the election

  • Mimi2kool

    He is a “panda” because he panders to whatever group he is speaking to at the time. He lacks any true convictions. He changes his positions more often than most people change their clothes.

  • Standupwoman

    The Republican party is like the Scribes and Pharisees, in Jesus days .They try to clean up the out of the cup, when the inside is so corrupted. They are filled with greed ,very selfish and self-righteous, they are angry and they have hatred in their hearts for the middle-class and the poor. We know what Jesus said them.