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Monday, October 24, 2016

Texas Governor Rick Perry sounds more and more like a presidential candidate each day; he’s even taken the now-customary GOP leap of ordaining his candidacy with a Holy aura.

“I’m not ready to tell you that I’m ready to announce that I’m in,” Gov. Rick Perry recently told The Des Moines Register. “But I’m getting more and more comfortable every day that this is what I’ve been called to do. This is what America needs.”

We can expect an announcement sometime in August, and when he does get in, the Michele Bachmanns and Tim Pawlentys of the world will be in deep trouble, as their candidacies are all about adhering strictly to a GOP orthodoxy that comes naturally to Perry.

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  • tiger54

    i am sorry i just can not believe that god would call this crowd of repubthugs and teanazies to do any work in his behalf the rethugs and teanazies are not the only people to believe in god so wood you please quit useing this as and excuse to lie to the weak minded thinking that will vote for them this country needs leadership not this continuouse battle to bring the country to their knees perry bauchman palin santorum cain paul and rest of the rethugs are the scurge that the bible has warned about for centuries