If You Don’t Ask, Rick Scott Won’t Tell

If You Don’t Ask, Rick Scott Won’t Tell

Rick Scott is our own man of mystery, Austin Powers without the hair mop and dance moves. No Florida governor has ever operated with such jet-setting stealth, concealing so many d ...

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SeaWorld’s Troubles Increase As Public Learns About Plight Of Orcas

SeaWorld’s Troubles Increase As Public Learns About Plight Of Orcas

SeaWorld's stock took a dive last week in the backlash against its treatment of captive killer whales. The company reported that attendance at its marine theme parks fell 4.3 perc ...

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European Allies No Help In Dealing With Putin

European Allies No Help In Dealing With Putin

Even if it accomplishes nothing else, calling Vladimir Putin nasty names makes us feel a little better. Thug, megalomaniac, liar, war criminal, mass murderer -- those are just the ...

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Florida Taxpayers About To Be Railroaded

Florida Taxpayers About To Be Railroaded

Here's a really clever idea: Let's run express passenger trains 16 times round-trip every day between downtown Miami and the Orlando airport. That's right, the airport. Except the ...

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Anyone Here Miss Dick Cheney? Neither Do I

Anyone Here Miss Dick Cheney? Neither Do I

As Iraq ruptures into fragments, none other than Dick Cheney has shambled forth to blame Barack Obama. "Rarely has a U.S. president been so wrong so much at the expense of so many ...

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High Turnout (Wink, Wink) Could Hurt Florida’s Governor Scott

High Turnout (Wink, Wink) Could Hurt Florida’s Governor Scott

The geniuses running the Republican campaign effort in Florida have now decided that stirring opposition to medical marijuana will help Governor Rick Scott win. Casino billionaire ...

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Small Men With Ugly Thoughts, Expressed Aloud

Small Men With Ugly Thoughts, Expressed Aloud

Lonesome Racist of the Week: Robert Copeland of Wolfeboro, NH. He's not as wealthy or prominent as Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling, but the 82-year-old Copeland is no l ...

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Charlie, This Flip-Flop’s A Bad Idea

Charlie, This Flip-Flop’s A Bad Idea

Charlie Crist wants to go to Cuba this summer, in the middle of his campaign to get elected governor of Florida again. It would be a flaky thing to do, but that's Charlie. He thin ...

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Florida’s Governor Scott Takes Deep Dive Into Climate Change

Florida’s Governor Scott Takes Deep Dive Into Climate Change

(Rejected first draft of Gov. Rick Scott's position on climate change). My fellow Floridians, as you've all probably heard, a new National Climate Assessment report says that Flor ...

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Cruel And Unusual Ways Of Execution

Cruel And Unusual Ways Of Execution

No species in nature kills its own kind more often or more creatively than humans do, yet we cannot seem to devise a reliably swift, painless method of capital punishment. Oklahom ...

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