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Endorse This: Kimmel Mocks Don Jr. Over 'Weird Porn' Addiction (VIDEO)

Endorse This: Kimmel Mocks Don Jr. Over 'Weird Porn' Addiction (VIDEO)

While most of the country was celebrating Passover and Easter with their families like normal human beings, the Trump family freakshow was attacking prosecutors and obsessing over trivial issues that divide the country. Late-night comedy host Jimmy Kimmel, perpetually mocking the Trumps with excellent precision, spotted a bizarre set of Easter messages from Donald Trump and his son, Donald Trump Jr.

The once-elected and twice-impeached former president used the holiest of days on the Christian calendar to do what he does best: put out a series of statements slamming his critics, including New York Attorney General Letitia James, whom he called “racist” for simply investigating him.

“This is rare, because typically when he lashes out at a racist attorney general, it’s one that he hired that later turned on him,” Kimmel noted.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the former president’s equally awful son posted an image of heavily armed Easter bunnies guarding eggs. Seriously, Don Jr. seems to have some bizarre violent furry fetish, or maybe something worse.

“What does this have to do with anything? Is somebody threatening to take the Easter Bunny’s machine guns away?” Kimmel asked. “Don Jr. is into some weird porn.”

Watch the entire segment below:


Morning Joe Hosts Mock Trump's Jumbled Mess Of An Attack On Them

Morning Joe Hosts Mock Trump's Jumbled Mess Of An Attack On Them

While most presidents usually stay out of the spotlight upon leaving office, former President Trump knows only his ego and finding any platform that will host his web of lies and bullsh*t to nurse said ego back to health. Ever since he was booted off all major social media platforms for inciting violence and posting non-stop lies about the 2020 election results, Trump has taken to old-fashioned press statements and recorded messages to air his never-ending lies and petty grievances.

Well, the former "defeated" president's latest message was an attack on MSNBC's Morning Joe.

“Will Morning Joe be canceled,?" began Trump's statement. Adding, " He and Mika’s ratings are very low—they are having an extremely hard time finding an audience to listen to the Fake News they spurn. Losing them would be very sad—hope it doesn’t happen! On another front, looks like Unjoy Reid, the racist commentator on MSDNC (MSNBC), is toast. Her stupidity is only surpassed by her absolute lack of television persona. She never had it, and never will. The only thing she’s good at is spewing racist hate but obviously, no one is listening!”

Morning Joe co-host Mika Brezinski was quick to point out Trump's hilarious misusage of the word 'spurn.'

“We do spurn Fake News,” Mika Brzezinski responded.

After reading that verbal word salad on air, Scarborough sarcastically remarked, “I never heard him talk about spurn, using that has a word. I don’t use the word, it’s new vocabulary! Secondly, he can’t quit us!”

Perhaps Trump should've just stuck to covfefe.

Watch The Entire Exchange Below:



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This Week In Crazy


Now Republicans have said a lot of crazy shit in 2021 and TikTok does not give me enough time. So we're just going to do This Week In Crazy.

So many crazier right-wing women have come after her, but it's not difficult to remember that pioneer of crazy Sarah Palin. Yes, she's still around and yes, she's still making verbal diarrhea.

Caribou Barbie recently said that she would get the vaccine "over her dead body." Hmmm....I wonder if that's a promise. The only thing good to ever come out of Sarah Palin, of course, was Tina Fey playing her.

Right-wing, anti-vaxxer conspiracy-theorist, and pretty much attention-wh*re Candace Owens recently hawked a crazy "Covid cure" that apparently turns people's skin blue. She's hawking colloidal silver, which the Mayo Clinic says has "no use at all." You know, kinda like Candace Owens.

Lady from Avatar or Candace Owens follower?

And that was This Week In Crazy. Follow Us On TikTok for more.

Michael Hayne is a comedian, writer, voice artist, podcaster, and impressionist. Follow his work on Facebook and TikTok


#EndorseThis: The Liar Tweets Tonight! Vote Him Away

#EndorseThis: The Liar Tweets Tonight! Vote Him Away

We're searching everywhere for funny and fresh home-produced content during the lockdown – and singer-songwriter Roy Zimmerman offers up "The Liar Tweets Tonight," his razor-sharp satirical version of the folk classic Wimoweh (sometimes known as "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"), accompanied by a grassroots Zoom chorus. You'll want to play this charming video more than once. Please nominate songs, comedy shtick, and satirical skits for #EndorseThis with an email to editors@nationalmemo.com.

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