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Wednesday, March 21, 2018
Jamie Dimon

JPMorgan CEO Blasts American Media, Washington In Bizarre Conference Call

Wholly unsurprisingly, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon made financial pages headlines for abstractly criticizing Washington bureaucracy and the American media during a conference call with reporters on Friday. The call was meant to detail the bank’s record-breaking second quarter earnings.

July 14, 2017
Newt, Republican, Trump

Why Donald Trump’s Favorite Targets Are His Republican Comrades

Donald Trump has inspired so much fear among his Republican comrades that he no longer has to issue harsh tweets when they misbehave. They do it themselves.

December 26, 2016

A Whining Wall Street Banker Pleads For Pity

Jamie Dimon needs to stop complaining.

January 28, 2015

Cartoon: Poor Jamie Dimon

JPMorgan’s CEO feels persecuted (again.)

January 16, 2015

Just How Did Big Banks Get That Win In Washington?

The inside story of how Wall Street won. Again.

December 15, 2014

JPMorgan Earnings Fall 19 Percent On Lower Mortgage Income

New York (AFP) – JPMorgan Chase Friday reported lower earnings due to a drop in its mortgage business as the U.S. banking giant seeks to turn the corner after costly legal settlements. JPMorgan, one of the first major companies to release first-quarter results, said net income was $5.3 billion, down 19 percent from a year […]

April 11, 2014

Top U.S. Banking Regulator Sides With J.P. Morgan CEO

On the same day that J.P. Morgan paid more than $150 million to settle federal charges that it had lied to investors in 2007 about a mind-bogglingly complex mortgage product, a top U.S. bank regulator said he was “skeptical” of recent attempts to regulate the financial system. “We have to be able to figure out […]

June 22, 2011