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Sunday, May 20, 2018

God Nixes Perry Bid

Coming a bit late to this one, but The Onion got the scoop AUSTIN, TX—Describing Texas Gov. Rick Perry as grossly unqualified for the position, God, the Creator and Ruler of the Universe, urged Perry not to run for president of the United States Wednesday. “I prayed last night and asked the Lord to support […]

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