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Friday, October 28, 2016

Trump’s Big October Surprise: $5 Million Bribe For Obama’s College Transcripts

Donald Trump promised yesterday to reveal a big October surprise Wednesday, sending election-watchers into a frenzy of speculation and wild predictions. The shocking reveal has been, to the say the least, underwhelming. In a video released on YouTube this afternoon, Trump offered to donate $5 million to a charity of Obama’s choice if the president released his college records by the end of the month.

The real-estate mogul has been a champion of the Tea Party “birther” movement, determined to prove the president’s supposed Kenyan origins. Last year Obama silenced all but the most fanatical birthers at the White House Correspondents Dinner, where he released the long-form birth certificate right-wing conservatives were clamoring for. Since then, Trump has refocused his efforts on obtaining the president’s college records, which he is convinced is a gift bag of damning information.

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  • old_blu

    Speaking of “bags” that is one large wind bag.

  • bcarreiro

    trump…… u like to eat crow? I would much rather see yours!!

  • Thre surprise is that he’s this willing to take one for the team; fact is, this distracts from Mitt’s rich and clueless image by throwing up a much more blatant example.

    That said, I must go throw up myself.

  • I want to thank Mr. Trump from the bottom of my heart. He just handed Obama the win. This douche makes Republicans look bad.

    • Sand_Cat

      The Republicans need no one’s help to look bad.

  • nobsartist

    President Obama should offer that info if trump can get willard the rat to make his returns public.

    better yet, someone should offer willard 10 million to make his returns public.

    I bet 10,000 willard would do it.

  • PT Barnum lives on. The Donald is an egomaniacal nutjob. The fact he was able suck so many into this stunt speaks volumes of the ability of the press to recognize reality vs. show. The man is a phony…just like his comb over.

  • You are fired!

  • You are fired!

  • Wow! Donald Trump, you have outdone yourself with this unbelievable, video rant. Where to begin is the question here. There is so much to complain about in this treasonous, slanderous and bullying video of disrespect and hate against the President of the United States.

    1. This video is treasonous and slanderous. This entire video and request originate from a lie, against your President of the United States of America, which you state in this video. That’s treason and slander, by the way. Our POTUS is not “the least transparent president in the history of this country.” President Obama has supplied voluntarily all of the required and requested documents necessary to run for public office and become our president. You do not have any proof otherwise. On the contrary, your candidate and friend, Romney hides and lies about his entire agenda because he knows it’s too right wing and reactionary for the American people to accept.

    2. This is bullying. You and your 1% friends are trying to harass and torment the POTUS until he quits. He never will because we have his back. You and your Rove-ites tried the same thing on Bill Clinton, but you learned that he wouldn’t back down either. Democrat does not mean weak.

    3. You’re wrong. First, you were wrong about the birth certificate. You committed another act of treason when you slandered our POTUS and said that he was not American born, but he was. You were wrong. His birth certificate showed that our POTUS was born in the U.S., not in Kenya. Now, you are wrong about whatever unknown information you’re looking for in the president’s other documents.

    4. No one cares. We don’t care about his grades and we don’t care where he’s been. You’re asking for college and passport applications. What’s the information you want to see, which you didn’t see on his birth certificate? Our country has at least three very powerful and highly effective investigation organizations. They all investigate all of our government officials and employees. If they had something on the POTUS, he would not be the POTUS. Maybe they should start investigating you.

    5. Get Romney to release his tax returns. Ask your friend Romney to release his tax returns for the last thirty years. Since you’re interested in the president’s college information from thirty years ago, you should also be interested in your friend’s tax information from that long ago. The American people are actually interested in how much of Romney’s income goes to help the United States pay for services which he uses freely.

    6. You’re never satisfied. You weren’t satisfied after you saw the president’s birth certificate, which proved you wrong; you will not be satisfied if you get your latest treasonous request met. You will never get the documents you’re asking for now, and that’s how it should be. Even if you did get the documents, and saw that you were wrong again, you would find some other reason to be a complete pain to the entire country.

    7. You should be removed from television. Any products advertised during your shows and events will be boycotted. I don’t watch your shows, events or any of your productions and spin offs. I will tell all of my friends the shows you own, so they can stop watching them, too. My friends and I will not buy any of the products advertised during your shows and events.

    8. Indeed, you are making Romney look bad. Thank you.

  • Sierra111

    Ha! Ha! Ha! What a dingdong! Let’s see the Koch brothers’ tax returns first since they are running the Republican Party!