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Cartoon: Darrell Issa Waits For The Outrage

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Jeff Danziger

Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.com.

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  1. Eleanore Whitaker March 20, 2015

    The reality of today’s GOP is these power drunks just hate the idea that a woman can and will be president. It goes against everything all of these Daddies boys were raised to believe about the female gender. It’s why they are holding up the vote on the candidate for AG. Let any GOP power drunk do precisely what they accuse either of the Clintons of and they gloss over it as if it never happened. Let Hillary do it and they are on it like stink on an ape. This is a subliminal message the GOP sends to all American woman: Don’t bother to try to overrule Mr. Man. Sorry…we can and will overrule you power drunks until you sober up enough to realize women in the US are not your chattel.

    Issa is only proving that his testicles are in a bunch because he has NOTHING on Hillary the SC can’t also blame him and his power freaks for.

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    1. towler March 20, 2015

      The vote on Loretta Lynch is being held up until Dems approve the anti-human trafficking bill. Has nothing to do with gender.

      1. Eleanore Whitaker March 20, 2015

        Nice try honcho…But the reason the Dems won’t approve the anti-human trafficking bill is due to the cute little bit the GOP embedded in the bill ….”it contains the abortion provision — which would prohibit victim-restitution funds being used to pay for abortions. Democrats only recently noticed the provision, though it’s been in the bill for weeks. ” (From http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/03/17/human-trafficking-bill-fails-again-in-senate-gop-vows-lynch-vote-in-limbo-until/).

        Abortions rights for women isn’t a “gender” issue? And that the hell right does any GOP sperm donor have to tell women what we can and can’t do with our bodies. And, the GOP doesn’t think a woman who has been raped has the right to take whatever means necessary to pay for an abortion? Then, put your male money where your big male mouths are…pay for abortions of ALL women you men rape.

        If the GOP power drunks are attempting to hold American women hostage with such BS, maybe men like you need to rethink how much you really are needed by ANY woman.

        You guys love to make babies…just hate staying around for the next 20 years raising them. Get off the Medicare paid Viagra…and there won’t be so many babies or abortions. In other words, hot shot…keep it in YOUR pants.

        1. Wedge Shot March 20, 2015

          Well said. The fact is if you are not a woman you should have no say so about what health care a woman gets or abortion.
          Women need to speak up more and tell men to shut up, because it does not concern them.

          1. Eleanore Whitaker March 21, 2015

            I tell men to shut their mouths all the time. They assume a petite dynamo is a challenge to their “MANhood.” I don’t assume anything and I never make idle threats. I have 5 brothers and half brothers who taught me how to think like a man and be the adorable little “woman” who is already 10 steps ahead of their male ego. rofl.

            The reality is that this EmailGate is a GOP desperation to keep the ONLY woman in the US who COULD be president from getting into the White House. This is how desperate these neurotic pathetics are these days.

            Issa hasn’t got a case and if he persists, there are enough women in the US who will open a wide a chasm to demand we SEE all of the Bush documents he HAD NO right to shred as president of the US. The GOP dogs know this and right now they are about to go off their own cliff.

        2. towler March 20, 2015

          You’re foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog. Take a klonopin, you foolish sheep. Keep it in MY pants? I’m not a man, Einstein. What a tool.

          1. Eleanore Whitaker March 21, 2015

            No I am telling you liars and phonies what you don’t like to hear. Take another shot of booze. That’s really what you Dixie Belles all do when Big Daddy leaves the antebellum mansion he pays you to live in for that thing between your legs. If you aren’t a man, then stop with the cutesy little girl routine. Batting you eyelashes, acting coy and trying to get a man’s attention so you can nail him to the wall for your MRS degree doesn’t make you a woman.

            And, what in the hell is so wrong with people who refuse to fall for your lies and BS? We, not you, are the ones who are not going to be demonized so your little jiggly butt can get a lifetime of leisure our states pays. Get your butt out of bed at 5 AM like we all do up north, drive 25 miles in dense traffic to a job that you Dixieland Queenies don’t have to put up with …then you get to tell ME how wonderful you are. Till then you and your white trash supremacists are liars and phonies.

            You want a Civil War lady? You’ll get one and you’ll lose because you and your so-called “culture” are dead like everything else in your “culture” that so reveres the dead, dying and the past.

          2. towler March 21, 2015

            Have you lost your mind? I don’t live in the South, Psychof$@#. I live on the West Coast, never married. Don’t have a “Daddy” with access to “that thing between my legs”. You do disservice to women everywhere with your mindless ranting. Your assumptions are absurd. Get a psych evaluation. There’s medication for your condition. Stick a sock in your mouth, you mindless parrot. Don’t drink, either. You’re hilarious.

          3. Eleanore Whitaker March 21, 2015

            No they won’t MS. HAVE….You greedy little asshats are NOT going to bankrupt the rest of us so you can live like pigs. Who paid for YOUR college? Who put your Pampers on Twit?

            You are a woman who has no respect for your own gender. You HAVE and so you think EVERYONE has to kiss your HAVE butt?

            Sorry but many of us older women are not going to take the BS you HAVE GOP Come Get Me Girls like Ann Come Get Me Coulter, Dipshit Tundra Tooties Palin and Murkowski, NIkki JIggly Butt Halley or the dual citizenship Bachmannistan dish out.

            Hillary Clinton not another asshat of the GOP will be president. We are all quite fed up with women who live large and then try to force the rest of us to give up our retirements while you live like a HAVE pig. Give it up Toots…No GOP will be in the White House for the next 2 presidencies…Issa, Ryan, get you off Honey Girl? or is Sugar Daddy Boehner and Good Ole Boy McConnell more your style?

            These guys are power drunks who get off on women like you who are too stupid to admit truth and facts. So you “YES” these boys to get what little scraps they throw YOUR way..boy are you a dipshit or what?

          4. towler March 21, 2015

            You grow more absurd with each post, Eleanor. I’m sorry you grew up with five brothers who made you feel inferior. I was taught never to feel inferior to any man. You state you’re an older woman? You sound more like a drunk college girl. Anyway, good luck with your 2016 campaigning. But you should seriously consider sewing your mouth shut. You’ll help your party by doing so.

          5. Eleanore Whitaker March 21, 2015

            I’m more sorry for you. You have to suck up to men just to get ahead. As to my brothers…I never was made to feel inferior. IN fact, I treasured all that I learned from them. You are pathetic suck up who enjoys kissing male butt to get anywhere. I never had to go to college…I’ve had 3 major careers and taught at Rutgers University for 12 years without a college degree…Try to keep up dipshit.

          6. towler March 21, 2015

            Well now, that’s impressive. Three major careers in what? Underwater basket weaving? And what did you teach at Rutgers without a degree? Ah yes, you most likely taught the janitors to wring a mop more efficiently. Congratulations, Eleanor.

          7. Eleanore Whitaker March 21, 2015

            I was 17 when I already had a certification to teach dance. What did you have…a back seat in a car with a guy’s hands between you thunder thighs?

            My second career was when I became a published author…and you Tootsie are a perfect topic…how a CA back seat Becky matures into a bitch. I authored 2 books …you can find them on Amazon or in Barnes & Noble…that was my second career…what was yours? PUtting a red light out on your front porch?

            My third career is one I only began in 2008 ….SEO copywriting online…I’ve ghost written more than 4200 online articles…what have you done recently besides play with yourself for lack of any man’s attention?

  2. terry b March 20, 2015

    The GOP can no longer be referred to as the Grand Old party. They seem to love fascism more then democracy. I like to refer to them now as the Nazi party as they seem to follow the former Nazi party in way too many areas. They don’t like women, minorities and homosexuals. Exchange women for Jews and you get the idea.

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    1. towler March 20, 2015

      Yours are very sweeping generalizations. To compare either party in this country to the Nazi Party seems very insulting to those who were affected by the terrible holocaust.

      1. CrankyToo March 20, 2015

        Bull$hit! First of all, you can’t insulate the GOP from criticism by pretending to defend both parties. There’s no basis for accusing the Democrats of fascism. Democrats may be cowardly, inept and naïve by comparison with their truly malevolent Repugnican counterparts, but they’re not fascists.

        The fascist regimes which precipitated unimaginable horror upon the world of the 1930s and 40s were supported by the same thinking which now dominates the GOP and the policies it seeks to advance. And if you support them, you support fascism. Period.

        1. terry b March 20, 2015

          Well said. This is why many people refer to the GOP as the nazi party. You cant gett much more fascist then that

          1. CrankyToo March 20, 2015

            I think your message is lost on our friend towler. He/she does not seem to be paying attention.

          2. towler March 21, 2015

            Oh I’m paying attention and being amused by your hopelessly entrenced irrationality. You need a soapbox. There you go–give it a whirl. Be sure to shriek racist while you’re up there. The go-to topic when you sheep have nothing of substance to say. Poor things. You’re like trained parrots.

          3. terry b March 21, 2015

            This post is way much better then many of your previous posts. Does this mean that you are not fond of the Nazi/republican party? After watching 6 hours of the rise of Hitler to power I am unable to see much difference between him and someone like Rick Perry or Scott Walker. I always hated having to raise my right hand, click my heels and yell Sieg Heil every time I same the republican debates and any commercials that followed. I couldn’t help be disturbed by their disgusting fascist behavior toward women, minorities and homosexuals. Right out of Hitler’s Fascist 101 book.

          4. towler March 21, 2015

            If you are raising your right hand, clicking your heels, and yelling Sieg Heil during any debate, Republican or Democrat, you belong in a home and not living independently.

          5. terry b March 21, 2015

            Honesty and correct behavior bothers you I see. It is because of watching 6 hours of Hitler’s rise to power that I have to do that whenever a commercial by the republican nominee is on. You are to ignorant to see the similarities between Hitler’s many speeches and those of the republican candidates. Other then bitching about inflation they preach the same old song. To bad you haven’t seen how Hitler got to power. He took his power against Jews, minorities and homosexuals. With the GOP it is women, minorities and homosexuals. You are surely to ignorant to believe that the republican war on women is real in spite of the massive evidence that proves that it is. Read a book sometime dumbass!

          6. towler March 21, 2015

            You boast honesty and correct behavior? Seriously? I’m disappointed in you, Terry. You delude yourself, poor thing. Your preoccupation with that horrible, evil man Hitler tells the world where you’re at. Comparing anyone to that monster cheapens you and your party.

          7. terry b March 21, 2015

            Since guys like Scott Walker and Rick Perry remind me so much of Adolph Hitler, I feel like I have to behave in the manner those who follow those evil little men did/do. That’s not being horrible. Just acting as if history is repeating itself. It you weren’t such a total moron you would see why I do what I do. Both of those men behave just like Hitler via their many speeches that they give. You are to ignorant to see any of this. Nothing cheapens anyone by referring to the GOP as the Nazi party simply because of the many similarities that both parties share. Your lack of intellect prevents me or anyone else from helping you to see the light. Vote democrat some time and then post me back. Only the ignorant back the Nazi party. Whether 1932 or 2016.

          8. terry b March 21, 2015

            Thanks Cranky. He is sometimes articulate but many of his posts seem to exuberate ignorance. Anyone who cannot see the similarities that the republican party has with the old Nazi party is truly a little short on knowledge. The right wing has turned a once decent party into one that is permeated with incredibly crazy people. I recognize fascism when I see it and towler seems to have a problem with that. He probably thinks that the republican war on women is just a made up tale by the intellectuals that permeate the democratic party.

        2. towler March 20, 2015

          Get hold of yourself. I am defending both parties. Your dramatic and foolish comment illustrates how beyond the pale your thinking has gone. Consider a career in junior theater.

      2. terry b March 20, 2015

        My Jewish friends understand why many people refer to them that way. In 1933 Jews, minorities and homosexuals were considered 2nd class citizens. Chance Jews to women and you have the same party. If Jewish people understand this. Why can’t you? Striping people of sacrosanct rights is something that fascists are happy with. Democrats may be called socialists but that is no comparison to our form of the Nazi party. No generalizations. Just the simple truth.

        1. towler March 20, 2015

          Your simple truth, Terry. What did the tooth fairy give you today?

          1. terry b March 20, 2015

            Intelligence. Something that you seem to be very short on. Too bad. I love getting in debates with intelligent people but you are certainly not one of them. Go to college sometime. Don’t be a dropout like Scott Walker.

          2. towler March 20, 2015

            Poor Terry, I feel sorry for you.

          3. terry b March 21, 2015

            I am sorry that you are so overwhelmed by your obvious lack of intellect. Your post gives a very good example as to why I truly do have to view you as the typical incompetent poster out here. You do make me look good but you can’t seem to help yourself in any typical debate. Thanks for making me feel like your intellectual superior. Become a democrat and then I will know that you will finally overcome being a complete ignoramus! I know. Increasing your intelligence is a lot to ask of an irrational somewhat moronic person like yourself. Once again, thanks for making me look good.

          4. towler March 21, 2015

            I am sorry you are so overwhelmed by your emotions and blind devotion. You are not rational, Terry. But continue to delude yourself with the belief you are so intelligent. You’re a blind sheep, Terry. You bleat nonsense. You’re funny, though. Silly woman. Keep bleating, Terry. You’re a tool.

          5. terry b March 21, 2015

            You are a true sheep. You appear to love the rightwing lunatics that permeate the GOP. That means I have to question your intelligence or lack of one. Silly dumbass. Towler, you make me look good. Are you proud to be considered an ignoramus? Hell, you might not even know what the word means.

          6. towler March 21, 2015

            Now Terry, your questioning intelligence makes about as much sense as a fish riding a bicycle. And if you were to check a dictionary, the word ignoramus would be defined as a Terry. I don’t love right wing extremists. Far from it. Any extremism, right or left, is irrational. In your case, well, it appears you just can’t help it. If you weren’t so pathetic, you would be comical. Keep up the good work, Terry. You provide a good reason for people to question those of your ilk. And question they do.

          7. terry b March 21, 2015

            If you don’t like right wing extremists then tell me the last time you voted for a democrat. Even morons realize that only the extreme right owns the republican party. You are so pathetic that I can see that any dialogue with you is useless. Everyone with even a modicum of intelligence questions those of your ilk. And they have good reason for that to question you as they do. You like Scott Walker and Rick Perry which kind of makes you a “Nazi” supporter. At best you have a true love of the right wing nutcases that permeate the GOP. Thanks for continuing to making me look good.

          8. plc97477 March 21, 2015

            When are you going to prove Terry wrong and say something intelligent

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