Stephen Colbert paid a personal tribute to the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, as a guy with a fun sense of humor.
Trevor Noah tells Rubio to be like Ben Carson: "Go home, get some fresh clothes — because let's be honest, you just @#$% your pants."
Megyn Kelly talked about the verbal abuse that has been heaped upon her by Donald Trump and his supporters ever since that first Republican debate.
Conan O'Brien had a phone call with "Donald Trump," who revealed the secret behind his gracious concession speech: Every single Xanax pill he could find.
Colbert: "Tonight it is Donald against Trump — or as they're known by their celebrity couple name, 'Dump.'"
Trevor Noah revealed that something very much like Trump's great debate ditching occurred just last week — by the president of Uganda.
Stephen got in all the typical candidate remarks and poses, like rolling up his sleeves — and his pants leg.