Late Night Roundup: ‘Swamp Sling’ In Louisiana

Late Night Roundup: ‘Swamp Sling’ In Louisiana

Trevor Noah highlighted the gubernatorial election this Saturday in Louisiana — and the ability of Democratic challenger John Bel Edwards to turn just about any question into a knock on family-values Republican U.S. Sen. David Vitter’s prostitution scandal: “That comeback was like a brothel — Vitter walked right into it!”

Stephen Colbert examined the hate being stirred up by politicians against Muslim refugees: “This kind of selective immigration is nothing new. Like the plaque on the Statue of Liberty says: ‘Give us your tired, your poor, mostly Christians, and maybe one or two Indian guys with engineering degrees.'”

Larry Wilmore shamed the sports fans who have yelled out inappropriate stuff during observations for a moment of silence at the stadiums.

Jimmy Fallon did an interview with “Bobby Jindal” (played by Aziz Ansari) in the wake of Jindal dropping out of the presidential race.

Conan O’Brien: “At a campaign rally, Donald Trump said he would, quote, ‘Bomb the s@#t out of ISIS.’ It’s all part of his new campaign slogan: ‘Donald Trump — The Drunk Guy Next To You At The Sports Bar.'”

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