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Late Night Roundup: ‘The Loud, Northeastern Egomaniac Primary’

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Late Night Roundup: ‘The Loud, Northeastern Egomaniac Primary’

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Jon Stewart looked at the problems facing the thousandth or so new candidate for the Republican nomination, Chris Christie: He’s not only is he completely unpopular back home in New Jersey, but “you’ve already finished second in the loud, Northeastern egomaniac primary” — to Donald Trump.

Jon also interviewed Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) — who did a decent job as a comedic straight woman, talking about how well she works with all those presidential candidates that Jon keeps ridiculing. They also spoke about serious issues, involving the government’s aid to 9/11 emergency workers who are still suffering illnesses.

Larry Wilmore looked at the Obama administration’s proposed new regulations for overtime pay, versus the response from big business — like the White Castle executive who calls his company’s overworked and underpaid employees “Hamburger Heroes.”

Conan O’Brien talked about the split between Donald Trump and Macy’s — and the lengths that men will have to go now, if they really want to look like Donald Trump.

Jimmy Kimmel gave a full celebrity makeover to the newly-crowned “World’s Ugliest Dog” — making her now “the World’s Most Beautiful Dog.”

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  1. Eleanore Whitaker July 2, 2015

    You guys don’t get the GOP Bull Edict: Testicles MUST be in the White House. So, what you do is overload your slate of GOP political prostitutes 13 of whom have testicles and 2 pathetic loser females these boys know will be out on their butts before the debate stage is even set. That way, you see….It will be 13 pairs of testicles attacking ONE Hillary Clinton..Wow….The Big Male GOP boys all ganging up to try and intimidate the one female in the world they know will bet them. How very typical MAN of them. NOT.

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    1. NoMoreADem July 2, 2015

      Hillary is a power monger and will lie, cheat and steal for more power.

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      1. Eleanore Whitaker July 3, 2015

        Right but Boehner, McConnell, Ryan, Issa, Inhofe, Cornyn, Cruz, Rubio, Jindall and the rest of your GOP testosteronies are just meek lil lambkins? Get real. You just do not want a woman President. You men need to stop thinking a pair of testicles is ALL you need to control the world. Grow the hell up.

        And, the next time you accuse someone of lying, cheating and stealing for more power…perhaps, you’d better explain why you don’t label that evil SOB Herr Cheney that way.

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