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For Seth Meyers — and for so many Americans who watched the State of the Union address — it’s hard to stop watching Nancy Pelosi’s sarcastic viral clap.

But moving right along, Seth reports that Donald Trump’s childhood home in Queens is for sale. Its $3 million price includes the historic room where the future president was likely conceived. (Time travelers please note that this suggests a way to save the world.)

And then there are the new emojis that are about to become available, including a wheelchair, a flamingo, and what may be a “tiny penis” symbol.

Seth funny! Click to laugh.

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.