Sandy Stier (left) and Kristin Perry embrace after they were married at San Francisco City Hall on June 28, 2013. The lesbian couple spearheaded a fight to end a ban on same-sex marriage in California. (AFP Photo/Justin Sullivan)
Isn’t love a wonderful thing? Probably nothing like getting butt-f____d, or a fake male organ stuck in you.
Not to worry — you are safe as long as you have your fat head up your ass.
Trust me, it’s possible to be heterosexual and enjoy both being butt-f___d (whatever mysterious word that’s supposed to represent) and having a “fake male organ stuck in you.”
In other words — gay people don’t do anything in bed that straight people don’t also do, they just do it together.
(I say this as someone who has worked 20 years in the adult entertainment industry and knows a thing or two about sex toys and what people do with them… and with their personal bits.)
BFD! Who cares?
“ItsFun” is just another sex 101 dropout.
Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty we are free at last.