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#EndorseThis: Conan Reveals Kim Jong Un’s Romantic Movie For President Trump

Reciprocity is the key to any successful relationship.

In today’s clip, Conan O’ Brien reveals Kim Jong-un’s loving short film dedicated to his new pal President Trump. Apparently smitten over Trump’s super-cheese short film that debuted at the Singapore summit, the DPRK dictator promises several goodies. Like throwing 45’s political opponents in a North Korean gulag. But the offer comes with a catch.

Oh, and don’t worry, it’s not actually real. The last thing anyone wants to see is Trump’s opponents, from the Republican or Democratic side, thrown into one of Kim Jong-un’s “re-education” camps.

Except for Ted Cruz. Most of us would probably be OK with that on some level.

Click for Conan cackles.

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