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Friday, October 28, 2016

Sarah Palin Launches Online Channel To Beat Liberal Media, Steal From The Gullible

Sarah Palin Launches Online Channel To Beat Liberal Media, Steal From The Gullible

Perhaps sensing that the country no longer takes her threats to run for office seriously, on Sunday former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced a new way to separate her loyal followers from their money: The Sarah Palin Channel.

As Talking Points Memo reports, Palin is launching her own online news network to circumvent the lamestream media and educate her viewers on ideas that “Washington does not want you to hear” about.

The channel’s website prominently features graphics counting the national debt and the number of days remaining in Barack Obama’s presidency, along with a video in which Palin welcomes potential subscribers to her new venture.

“Are you tired of the media filters? Well, I am,” says the woman whose political career collapsed due to the media’s unwillingness or inability to filter her word salad into something coherent.

Palin later promises that she and her viewers will “meet inspiring people from across our great nation,” as a photo of her taking a selfie with Duck Dynasty bigot Phil Robertson pans across the screen.

In addition to political content, Palin adds that “we’ll also share some of the fun that goes on in the Palin household.” Presumably, Alaska taxpayers won’t have to foot the bill for it this time.

And all this and more could be yours — for the low, low price of $9.95 per month or $99.95 per year!

Palin is not the first Republican politician turned thinly veiled charlatan to venture into online television. Shortly after his 2012 presidential campaign imploded amid allegations of sexual harassment and extramarital affairs, Herman Cain launched the profoundly weird “Cain TV.” It lasted barely a year before shutting down video production and rebranding as “Best of Cain.”

Photo: Gage Skidmore via Flickr

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  • TZToronto

    No comments? Well, there’s really nothing to say, is there?

  • Siegfried Heydrich

    Griftin’ at the Grifter’s Ball,
    Griftin’ at the Grifter’s Ball

    (thank you, Dr. Hook)

  • DoctorFaustroll

    So when is Michael going to sue this no-talent bimbo for besmirching his name?


    Well its not called the BOOB tube for nothing.

  • bmcleod3158

    If people are dumb enough to contribute to that dim wit, then they deserve to be taken to the bank. Sarah Palin is desperately trying to hold on to her long gone 15 minutes of fame.

  • ps0rjl

    If Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and Renee Ellmers are the best women the GOP can have to carry their message to women voters then please let’s give them all the stage time they need. These bimbos and the war the GOP wages on women concerning reproductive rights certainly help women move to the Democratic side.

    • bmcleod3158

      You forgot Ann Coulter.

      • jointerjohn

        And their grand-matriarch, Phyllis Shafly.

  • matt

    i would pay one hundred dollars if she blows me/sorry folks thats all shes good for

    • Elliot J. Stamler

      How do you know she’s good even at that?

      • matt

        shes got to be good at something iguess i should ask for money back guarantee lol

  • The lucky one

    After listening to Palin’s mostly incoherent gibberish I can see why repubs like her. She reminds them of Reagan. Of course Reagan carried it off better but the lack of substance is the same.

    • jointerjohn

      They like her because she personifies their image of women are and should be; dizzy, dumb and amusingly harmless. Remember we are talking about the political party who imagines everything as they wish it was, with no relevance to what really is. The party of creationism, global climate change denial and Reaganomics. See what I mean? They live in fantasyland.

  • Dawn Hilton Oliveira

    I wish this woman would just go away!!! Our populations IQ drops every time she speaks!

  • Elliot J. Stamler

    If there is any sponsor who has a service or product especially suitable for the stupidest people in America her viewership would be ideal and they should buy time.

  • highpckts

    I know violence never solves anything but I truly would just like to bitch slap that broad!!

  • Julieann Wozniak

    It’d be like paying someone to drag their fingernails across an old-style slate chalkboard all day. Just like that. The woman has an awful speaking voice and an even worse case of stupid!

  • ExRadioGuy15

    VO announcer: “Today on the Sarah Palin Channel: how to shoot moose from a helicopter!” LMAO (she really did that, btw, when she was Governor of Alaska…because of that, there’s now a law against it)

  • Charlotte Sines

    $9.95 per month for this joke? I will be giving that much to the Democrats in her name every month. At least then I will know that my money will be doing good things for our country rather than bad.

  • artisanr

    I love how “comments are disbled for this video” on youtube. Her facebook team removes dissent almost the second it’s posted. Palin is a genious at squashing dissent even before it ever has a chance to express itself.

    She must have truly been a nightmarish governor.

  • ralphkr

    Sorry, Sarah, but you shall have to pay me far more than $100 a week to get me to watch your gibberish. When I lived in Alaska we had politicians who had more intelligence than a rabid lemming.