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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Alec Baldwin returns as Donald Trump, appearing at a rally in “Harass-burg” to pour bile on Senator Bob Corker (“a midget”), Rex Tillerson (“a dummy”) and rapper Eminem, who “rapped some very nasty things about me, and very soon I’m going to release a response rap on the White Entertainment Network, HGT.”

 He threatens to “rip out all the vegetables” in Michelle Obama’s garden to plant “McNuggets,” while carrying on an intermittent phone conversation with Beck Bennett as a hapless Mike Pence, who flees an NFL game and a same-sex wedding at his chief’s command.

 As the president would be the first to tell you, SNL isn’t funny at all. Never! Unless he’s on the show…

 

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3 responses to “SNL Cold Open: Baldwin Is Back, Ripping Eminem, Corker And Tillerson”

  1. Eleanore Whitaker says:

    People don’t go around hating for no reason. Hate as any expert in psychology would say is a normal human emotion that in most rational people originates after they have been violated, betrayed or deceived.

    Did we hate the Nazis for “no reason?” Do we hate racists for “no reason?” “Do we hate the attempts by Trump to silence the only sources of truth and facts Americans have so he can violate First Amendment rights to a “free press?”

    When right wingers make up their wild delusions that only they can be right on every issue, only they know it all on government, defense, science, the environment and the infrastructure, you have to wonder why in the hell their states are so dependent on Dem state taxes.

    Highly intelligent people are unafraid to speak the truth. Liars and crooks are.

    • S.J. Jolly says:

      S/b, “Highly moral people …”

      • Eleanore Whitaker says:

        IF only my knowledge of Trump didn’t include front page covers of him trying to get into one of NY City’s most infamous sex clubs, Plato’s Retreat and his showing off with Maples on his arm to force Ivana to divorce him.

        If only seven years after he impregnated Maples while still married to Ivana, the front covers of NY/NJ Metro papers didn’t blare out his demand that Maples prove his daughter, Tiffany, was “his.”

        If only our NJ newspapers weren’t full of Trump when he was hot to best Steve Wynn in Atlantic City by building 2 hotels and casinos there, stiffing 4400, mostly minority employees he paid cheap wages to and then stiffed the contractors who built those hotels and casinos.

        If only Trump hadn’t gotten that fat, ugly mug in the media when he got that 2013 FinCEN Money Laundering fine. If only, if only, if only…his dumbass supporters would stop living in covfefe land.

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