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Saturday, October 21, 2017

3: Glenn Beck

Professional crazy person Glenn Beck checks in at number three with a characteristically deranged take on the ongoing IRS controversy. In Beck’s opinion, the congressional hearings into the IRS’ misconduct are a huge waste of time — because Congress apparently has an all-encompassing data tracking system that stores Americans’ every email and phone conversation in a secret database in Utah.

“Why are you waiting?” Beck asks Congress. “The more you wait, the more time they have to delete. Go in and get it. You have it. Or is that security system you’ve built for our protection not really for our protection?”

“The American people have just been raped,” the always-classy Beck concludes. “Why are you asking the rapist to hurry up with the swab test?”

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