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Friday, October 21, 2016

If you can’t get enough of Sarah Palin on Fox News, or her new show Amazing America on the Sportsman Channel, talk to your doctor. Then get ready for her new digital cable channel, Rogue TV!

Capital New York reports:

The channel will be available through Tapp, the digital video service founded by former CNN chief Jon Klein and former NBC Universal entertainment executive Jeff Gaspin. Subscriptions will cost $10 per month…

Palin’s channel will feature video commentaries from the former Republican vice-presidential candidate, discussing current events and political issues…

This sounds a bit vague. Herman Cain’s Cain TV — launched after the 2012 presidential election the former pizza mogul vowed to win — has come and gone, despite programming that featured a CGI dinosaur that loves family, and a show called Funny Stuff.

But Sarah Palin isn’t just good for grifting from conservatives. Her snake-oil machine is an essential element of Democrats’ chances of holding on to the Senate, with her endorsements of Tea Partiers like Christine O’Donnell and Sharron Angle.

So in hopes that Rogue TV will be a success, here are five suggestions for shows that will keep the new channel lining Palin’s pockets for months.

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  • dpaano

    I always LOVE these posts!!! They are so RIGHT ON!

  • Pamby50

    Oh and another one should be “I Can See Russia From My House”!!!

  • Bryan Blake

    “Farther Knows Best” Sarah’s Russia of the 1950s. “To Pell or Not To Peel” Kirk Cameron proves evolution is false because monkeys eat bananas also and they can’t talk or believe in Jesus. “Original Sins” secret sex-tapes of televangelists of past and present. “Broken Left Wings” Sarah hunts Washington Liberals to extinction.

  • Barbara Morgan

    They would have to pay me to watch or read anything that Sarah Palin is associated with and they couldn’t afford me I GOT 5 MILLION DOLLARS FOR EVERY SECOND I WATCHED SARAH PALIN’S TV SHOW TODAY. I took home 0 money.

  • Allan Richardson

    Where did Kirk Cameron get his PhD in Biology? Oral Roberts University, perhaps?

    Another show suggestion: plagiarize Tom Tomorrow’s recurring character Invisible Hand Man into a conservative economic superhero series. Don’t worry, plagiarism and copyright violation are OK if Republicans do it.

    • PhD? Kirk wasn’t even paying attention in high school biology.

  • Creation Cosmos, that will not take very long since it only lasts 6,000 years. Imagine, all science explained by peeling a banana.

  • Where in the Bible does the Edward G Robertson character appear?