Donald Rumsfeld’s Real RulesJanuary 10th, 2013 6:54 pm @LOLGOP
Former Secretary of Defense and renowned poet Donald Rumsfeld has decided that America is in dire need of his wisdom. Later this year, he’ll release Rumsfeld’s Rules, a book that collects his sage advice, offering “a candid take on success, failure, crises and moving up in business and government.”
Rummy famously said, “If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.”
Or you may have invaded the wrong country resulting in the deaths of 4,000 U.S. soldiers and as many as 100,000 civilians while letting Osama bin Laden escape.
To save you a few bucks, here are few classic Rumsfeldian pearls of wisdom you should know by heart: