Good morning, and welcome to the Trump Internment Palace and Casino! You are in for a real treat. This is by far the most amazing ghetto that the world has ever seen. It has everything: lines for watery soup, university classes about real estate development that are such a good deal at only $15,000 each, the music of the wind softly passing through the hollowed-out remains of the newspaper building. It’s tremendous.
If we do not get tough and smart real fast, we are going to have a president who has never said the words ‘I am an overstuffed puffer fish deliberately targeting a religious group in order to increase my Twitter following.’