Seth Meyers reviews the latest sexual and Twitter embarrassments besetting the president, including the absurd senescent call-out battle between him and Joe Biden. (He has a better idea for a Trump sparring partner.)

Worse still are Trump’s legal contests with porn star Stormy Daniels and former Playboy model Karen McDougal, not to mention the lawsuit against him by Summer Zervos, a former Apprentice contestant who says he assaulted her. Trump is in so much trouble that his lawyers have lawyers, or are quitting, while the better attorneys decline to represent him.

Maybe it’s time for a cheesy, Trump-targeted law firm commercial!