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Sunday, September 25, 2016

Watch the above video of Michele Bachmann dancing, and tell me you’re not thinking “romance.”

Author Tréy Sager was so stirred by Bachmann (R-MN) — the congresswoman who was briefly a frontrunner for the 2012 GOP nomination for president, then barely won her own seat  — that he wrote the romance novel Fires of Siberia.

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Of course, the idea that Bachmann could be transported to Siberia and lured into a sadomasochistic relationship is a lot less far-fetched than the “ex-gay therapy” performed at the Bachmanns’ counseling centers.

You can watch Sager try to explain to The Huffington Post what inspired him to answer the question, “What do you get if you combine Michele Bachmann and Fifty Shades of Grey?”

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  • mrbeenie

    “What do you get if you combine Michele Bachmann and Fifty Shades of Grey?”

    Ummm, a really really bad romance novel?

  • OBforObama

    What do you get if you combine Michele Bachmann and Fifty Shades of Gray?

    Nightmares and nausea.

    On the other hand, a ball gag would do wonders…

  • disqus_ivSI3ByGmh

    Nice vid of them dancing, but then again, gay men (despite their denial of their sexuality) are often excellent dancers. I bet he is one mean interior decorator, too!

  • JDavidS

    “What do you get if you combine Michele Bachmann and Fifty Shades of Grey?”

    My lunch lost…

  • idamag

    I think they deserve each other. We don’t deserve her. I watched her hopping around before the election. She has no rhythm.

    • BDC_57

      I guess her rating is down in min.

  • howa4x

    Maybe is she had wild sex she would be so crazy

  • RobertCHastings

    We know what happened to Justin Bieber’s monkey, but what happened to Michael Jackson’s monkey? Is he the star in this new romance novel? Makes a lot of sense, although it is probably a step down for him.

  • I wonder how she can stand being married to a fag.
    Maybe she has a bigger penis then he does eh?

    • Robert P. Robertson

      ROTFLMAO!

  • Robert P. Robertson

    Bachmann does a lot of moralizing, but behind closed door, she would screw a man on Viagra into a trembling, weeping, and whimpering husk of a man looking straight up at the ceiling with drool running down the side of his face. Just the sight of her would make a man’s nut sack draw up like a walnut. She’s a neo-Confederate li’l dawlin’, but underneath she’s a hoochie-coochue mama!

  • Robert P. Robertson

    What do you get when you combine Michele Bachmann and Fifty Shades of Grey?
    Brrrrrrr!