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#EndorseThis: Jimmy Kimmel On His Holiness The Trump’s Papal Audience

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#EndorseThis: Jimmy Kimmel On His Holiness The Trump’s Papal Audience

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Donald Trump’s papal visit was mercifully brief but still historic — as Jimmy Kimmel put it, a “holy day, or maybe an a-holey day.”

In their brief conversation, the Holy Father tried to persuade the American president to take up the causes of the poor and the environment. “Unfortunately Trump is only in year 70 of his 100-year deal with the Devil right now,” according to Kimmel, “and it has a no-trade clause…”

That may explain why photos of the Vatican meeting showed a glum Pontiff next to the grinning Trump — a contrast emphasized by rather different pictures of a smiling, happy pope with other world leaders, including Barack Obama and Angela Merkel. And then there’s what happened when Trump tried to hold the pope’s hand.

But the somber mood didn’t stop Fox News Channel from providing its usual spin. “If you were visiting from another planet and turned on Fox News,” snapped Kimmel,”you really wouldn’t know which was the holy one” —  because the Fox anchors spent so much time “slobbering” over Trump, described reverently as “a man of God.” It must be heard to be believed.

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  1. Dapper Dan May 26, 2017

    That must be how Trump became president. He made a Faustian bargain with the Devil and now we’re all going to pay Hell for it ????

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  2. dpaano May 26, 2017

    Trump is such an embarrassment to the U.S. I CANNOT believe that he actually tried to hold the Pope’s hand…..seriously? What a jackass!!!

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  3. rhetoric_phobic May 26, 2017

    I’m betting they got out the smudge sticks and holy water when that unholy crew of miscreants exited.

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  4. dtgraham May 26, 2017

    My guess is that after meeting Trump, that was probably the first time in the Pope’s life that he ever questioned the existence of God.

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  5. vamrse May 26, 2017

    Trump……SAD!!!!!!

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    1. dpaano May 30, 2017

      What was REALLY sad was the sneaky way that Trump tried to hold the Pope’s hand….seriously? Does this man have ANY idea how to deal in a social setting with the Pope!!! Even his own wife wouldn’t hold his hand….why would he think that the Pope would?

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