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Back when Donald Trump owned the Miss America pageant, he used to deliver scathing judgments on the contestants — their looks, their weight, their chances of success. (He was also said to have barged into their dressing rooms for a peep.) And those determined women had to put up with his misconduct because he was the boss.

But now they can speak up about Trump. And as Michelle Wolf demonstrates on the Daily Show, they have a lot to say about his performance.

It turns out that the beauty contestants are smarter and far more qualified to do his current job than Trump — even the young lady whose talent is “yodeling ventriloquist.”

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.

Rep. Jason Smith

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Reprinted with permission from American Independent

Rep. Jason Smith (R-MO) wants to make sure kids are taught to be patriotic in their schools. His new bill would strip federal funding from any school that does not force them to memorize his selected historical texts.

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