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Monday, December 09, 2019

#EndorseThis: Samantha Bee Says Sassy Deserves Thanks For ‘Bama Victory

While Roy Moore talks to himself about recounts, Samantha Bee is performing his electoral autopsy. Yes, he more or less endorsed slavery and there was that teenage molestation problem — all of which alienated the kinds of voters who rallied behind Moore’s victorious Democratic opponent Doug Jones.

Sam is determined to make sure that Moore’s horse gets substantial credit for the Jones triumph. Few moments are funnier than the cashiered judge’s attempt to ride that poor beast — clearly a noble animal who “took one for the team.”

You can get away with a lot of things in the Deep South, but do NOT hurt a horse named Sassy!”

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