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Alec Baldwin in SNL Trump cold open

Saturday Night Live’s cold open marked the return of Alec Baldwin, less than a week before the presidential inauguration of his nemesis Donald Trump, in a special “rebroadcast” of this week’s bizarre press conference. He proceeded to shower the SNL audience with a deluge of pee-pee jokes — undoubtedly pissing off the president-elect with his unrelenting focus on that notorious — but unconfirmed — account of Trump’s alleged participation in Russian watersports.

Following his promise of “golden opportunities,” the presidential imitator quickly moved on to reprise Trump’s tantrums over Obamacare and CNN, as well as his ludicrous scheme to hand control of his business affairs to his sons, “Beavis and Butthead.” Gesturing to piles of manila folders like those displayed at the actual press conference, which were supposed to symbolize Trump’s commitment to ethical safeguards, his “attorney” admits with exasperation that they’re all fake.

And then Vladimir Putin (Beck Bennett) pops up shirtless amid the press corps, introducing himself as “Wolf Blitzer” and brandishing a video cassette marked “Pee Pee Tape.”

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  1. yabbed January 15, 2017

    Ah, Prez Pervert PeePee takes the stage to a constant stream of ridicule across the globe and America hangs its head in shame.

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    1. ivory69690@yahoo.com January 15, 2017

      too DONNY DUMP SHAME IS FAME there’s no bad attention for the addicted junky

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  2. Dan S January 15, 2017

    Oooooh I’ll bet this cold opening really pissed Trump off ????

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    1. ivory69690@yahoo.com January 15, 2017

      piss off the DUMPSERT piss on the POS to loosen him up to flush down the bowl

  3. ivory69690@yahoo.com January 15, 2017

    DONNY DUMP THE DUMPSTER says he going to make jobs right ???? well great start ((Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus to fold up tent after 146 years)) is going to close up because thy cant compete with the NEW DONNY DUMP CLOWN CIRUS SHOW . the sickest show on earth now . and the new big joke show the world can ,has and will be laughing at more then likely till the end of time //// great work DUMPSTER putting the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus out of business just for your addiction of seeking attention

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  4. Katstiles January 15, 2017

    Alec Baldwin is my hero! He has more courage than most of our press!

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  5. latebloomingrandma January 15, 2017

    Thank God for comedians. They’re the only ones not afraid of Trump or Putin.

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  6. Jim Samaras January 15, 2017

    Funny stuff keep it coming. Hope it makes you feel better over the next 8 years

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    1. JPHALL January 15, 2017

      Two years at most. Then Pence takes over.

      1. Independent1 January 16, 2017

        I’ll be surprised if he makes it past 100 days.

    2. Aaron_of_Portsmouth January 15, 2017

      What’s really funny is your pathetic attempts to garner support for you beloved lewd Trump. You’re doing an outstanding job as a pom-pom boy.

      1. Jim Samaras January 16, 2017

        He will have plenty of support as the years go by

        1. Independent1 January 16, 2017

          Right! And that’s why his support has plummeted the past couple weeks as he’s proven he’s nothing but an inept nincompoop when he tries to act like a president!!

        2. Independent1 January 16, 2017

          How can he have great support when his projected economic policies are doomed to kill millions of jobs and send America’s debt skyrocketing again?

          Trump has no clue as to how to run a government – he’s not qualified to run a garbage dump.

          His whole live has been created by going from one business failure to another. Even when he was younger he cost his Daddy millions upon millions to bail him out from one business failure after another. And even when he’s grown up he’s succeeded only by dumping business failure after business failure in the laps of investors and people who worked for him.

          Even today, Trump is arguably 2.7 billion in debt – a good deal of that to the Russians.

          Problem is now, that his failure at being president is going to be far more widespread – to everyone living in America including you, me and everyone else blogging here on the NM!!!

          Even his moronic idea of shutting down America’s focus on creating alternative energies to fossil fuels is projected to cost America 13 million jobs – jobs that are going to be created in China and other countries around the world rather than here in America. Trump’s stupidity about reality could not be more profound!!!

          1. Jim Samaras January 16, 2017

            The key word there is “projected”. These are related to the same experts who bring us the new Y2K, climate change? Or is it global warming, I’m confused….lol

            Things will not change for ANYONE who is responsible for their own well being. I’m very comfortable living on dividends, playing golf or riding my motorcycle every day. You on the other hand may have a problem if you’re a slave to walking to your mailbox once a month for your living.

    3. Independent1 January 16, 2017

      The slide in Trump’s popularity has already started and it began at historic lows for a president that hasn’t even been inaugurated yet and Trump’s favorability has plummeted about 13 points in the past 2-3 weeks:

      New poll has Trump approval rating at 37%, Obama at 55%
      http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/01/10/donald-trump-barack-obama-quinnipiac-poll/96397974/

      Trump’s trying to bolster his favorability by supposedly pushing for universal healthcare but that’s not going to help much because the GOP Congress is going to laugh in his face. There’s no way the GOP is going to fund healthcare for everyone.

      1. Jim Samaras January 16, 2017

        Now THAT really is funny. Is that the same poll that showed a Hillary landslide? You guys kill me…lol

        1. Independent1 January 16, 2017

          Yes and she actually did win by a landslide in the popular vote by 4.4% in fact. And would have clearly won the election if the GOP hadn’t hacked the computers in up to 13 states.

          As you’re clearly aware, the only way the GOP can win anything is by cheating, lying and actually being nothing but crooks!!

          Aren’t you just thrilled being governed now by America’s equivalent of the Italian Mafia!!

          1. Jim Samaras January 16, 2017

            A landslide in The Peoples Republic of California? You guys are a hoot, keep the jokes coming!

          2. Independent1 January 16, 2017

            The only reason it wasn’t a landslide in many red states, including the battleground states clearly hacked by Republicans, is because of the GOP’s unprecedented voter suppression in virtually every state the GOP rules like fascists. You lowlifes have no scruples whatsoever!!

          3. Jim Samaras January 16, 2017

            YadiYadiYadi……you effing lost, get over it. let him do what needs to be done

          4. Independent1 January 16, 2017

            We’ll see there lowlife! I hope you’re ready for Trump driving America into the GOP’s 2nd created Great Depression! Because you’re going to suffer too!!!

    4. Independent1 January 16, 2017

      And you’re totally delusional if you think Trump’s farce is going to make it past 100 days.

  7. Aaron_of_Portsmouth January 15, 2017

    This skit is hilarious and points out in an artistic manner the humiliation that Trump has heaped upon himself willingly. Talk about masochism—Trump wallows in self-inflicted wounding of his personality and damaging his soul publicly on a world stage. Trump flagellating himself reminds those familiar with Shi`ah Islam of Shi’ah adherents in Iran who yearly beat their backs till they bleed during Ashura, in their remembrance of the martyrdom of Imam Husayn who was killed on the plains of Karbala near Baghdad Iraq in the 6th Century.

    Trump needs to be admitted to a mental hospital—but then again, we knew that years ago.

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  8. Aaron_of_Portsmouth January 15, 2017

    Trump is providing a lot of material for comedians. Too bad that a lot of people will be feeling the pain of Trump’s rhetoric for some time to come, and for that alone, Trump will have to answer for that in some forms or another besides SNL’ s brilliant satire.

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