The Sound And The Fury Of Deflategate

The Sound And The Fury Of Deflategate

The bombast and grandiosity of NFL football have always put me off. Fans too often treat ballgames as if they were wars between rival tribes or nation states, symbolic struggles between good and evil. As somebody who watches probably 150 Major League Baseball games a year, I find the hype alternately exhausting and ridiculous.

So no, I don’t have even a fan’s stake in “Deflategate,” the highly publicized battle between the NFL front office and the New England Patriots over the allegation that the Patriots cheated their way to the Super Bowl by letting air out of game balls to make them easier to grip. Or something. It’s clear that pounds per square inch had little to do with the 45-7 beatdown the Patriots put on the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC Championship Game

In baseball, only umpires handle game balls. Doctoring them with pine tar, sandpaper, or saliva is against the rules, but guys have pitched their way into the Hall of Fame doing it and fans mostly admire their gamesmanship. It’s clear that NFL rules pretty much encourage customizing footballs, just as it’s clear that slight differences in pressure mean nothing to anybody except the guy throwing them.

Which brings us to Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and what really interests me about “Deflategate” — the way it exemplifies the great Dionysian Cult of Celebrity Worship that governs so much of American public life. Figuratively speaking, we turn people into demigods only to envy and destroy them.

Writing in the Boston Globe, Neal Gabler thinks, “it speaks to a sea change in our perception of human nature. Whether it is Brady, or Hillary Clinton and her emails, or Bill and his Foundation, or Officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson, we reflexively now always assume the worst about people. No one gets the benefit of the doubt.”

I wouldn’t go that far, but Gabler’s examples are well chosen. It’s certainly true that once somebody like Brady (or Hillary Clinton) has been targeted, it’s almost impossible for them to get even-handed treatment in the scandal-mongering media.

“Deflategate” has been fueled by inaccurate, insider-driven reporting from the get go. As usual, Bob Somerby’s Daily Howler website has been all over it: “As with most of our consensus scandals,” he writes, “the scandal our press corps has dubbed ‘Deflategate’ began with some false information… At ESPN and at NBC Sports, major journalists attributed this false information to unnamed ‘NFL sources.’ Apparently, the bad information was being dispensed by people within the league.”

ESPN’s investigative reporter Chris Mortensen got the party started just before the Super Bowl:

The NFL has found that 11 of the New England Patriots’ 12 game balls were inflated significantly below the NFL’s requirements, league sources involved and familiar with the investigation of Sunday’s AFC Championship Game told ESPN…The investigation found the footballs were inflated 2 pounds per square inch below what’s required by NFL regulations.

A veritable chorus of televised outrage began that has basically never let up. NBC Sports correctly reported what we now know from the league’s own Wells Report: that the real numbers were closer to one pound under the 12.5 psi (pounds per square inch) standard — which is pretty much what the physics of gases would predict of a ball inflated in a 70-degree locker room and exposed to mid-40s temperatures for a couple of hours.

However, hardly anybody outside Boston noticed. According to the Patriots organization, the NFL forbade them from releasing these facts. The league also sent the team a misleading letter claiming that a ball intercepted by a Colts linebacker measured 10.1 psi.

Wrong again.

The offending football was measured three times. Again via the Wells Report, the resulting numbers were 11.45 psi, 11.35 psi, and 11.75 psi.

So why are we still talking about this foolishness? Incredibly, because NFL investigator Ted Wells decided the referee must have been wrong about which of two gauges he’d used to measure the footballs. Seemingly because if the referee had been right, then there would have been zero evidence of tampering and nothing to investigate. All the rest is a poorly written novel.

Anyway, here’s veteran sportswriter Frank Deford on NPR, explaining the imagined motives of that bad novel’s villain:

Sure, deflating the balls must’ve helped the Patriots but maybe more it helped pretty Tom Brady, the Golden Boy, hang on to that immortality mode for an overtime…it was vanity as much as victory that drove Tom Brady…Oh, well, he still has his looks. I wonder if it’ll be just as difficult for him when his beauty starts to fade as it was back when he realized that his skills were beginning to deflate.

Any questions? For sheer, unadulterated bitchiness, I don’t believe the third runner-up in the Miss Alabama Pageant could top that.

So why would the NFL want to tear down one of its marquee stars? Beats me. The old saw probably says it best: “Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be adequately explained by incompetence.”

Photo: New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady speaks to the media at a press conference at Gillette Stadium on Thursday, Jan. 22, 2015. The press conference centered around the fact that 11 of 12 Patriots game balls were underinflated according to NFL rules during the first half of the AFC Championship victory over the Colts. (Brad Horrigan/Hartford Courant/TNS)


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