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Jeff Danziger

Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.com.

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  1. Robert Haugh September 27, 2013

    Rick who?

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  2. ObozoMustGo September 27, 2013

    And now….. The REAL Cartoon Of The Day!

    Obozo the idiot can’t do anything without his teleprompter

    Have a nice day!

    “UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.” –attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009 — Baroke WhoIsInsane Obozo showing the world yet again what an idiot he is.

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    1. InsaniaFactusMirus September 27, 2013

      I like the new name, LOL.

    2. infadelicious September 27, 2013

      hey OMG! I thought Reggie Love was taking care of the preezy’s bathroom “situations”

      1. InsaniaFactusMirus September 27, 2013

        ROTFLMBO

        1. infadelicious September 27, 2013

          Good Day IFM! just back from Israel……you know the other country that President (what did OMG call him?) Baroke WholsInsane Obozo-hahahaha) is trying to screw over…….what an eyeopener… amazing amazing country and the spirit of the people- unmatched ……..hope you are well……….have a great day!!!!!!! 😉

          1. InsaniaFactusMirus September 27, 2013

            Israel is an amazing experience, Infadelicious. Waving.

            When you are living day-to-day what they do, it tends to breed a realistic outlook on Life.
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            Unlike these socialist wannabes that have been provided EVERYTHING they need to achieve- and squander.

            Oiyevey!

          2. infadelicious September 27, 2013

            yes Israel is amazing. Unbelievable beauty with little blasts of extreme ugliness thrown in. You feel it like a wall walking from one neighbourhood to the next. Overall, I felt very welcomed there and it seemed so calm and peaceful aside from one minor incident with those who are unhappy there. note to idiots– don’t take rocks to a machine gun fight…duh!!! They are unhappy for MANY reasons -one being jealousy. They are jealous of what others have even though they too are given everything they need to achieve and share in the good things Israel has, and the good things are many, but they squander and destroy the things they are given also. They choose religious holidays to encourage their children to lash out at the israeli soldiers, who are barely out of childhood themselves and they deface ancient religious sites, yet if you merely make a joke about their prophet, heads must literally roll. It is sad. no mutual respect. it’s all one way. i toured with several Christians, one atheist and one Hindu couple – all just wanting to get another viewpoint- all just sharing an awesome learning experience- all agreed the media sux and they would do their own homework. All of us agreed we will go back to Israel .. 🙂

          3. WhutHeSaid September 27, 2013

            I’ll bet that one of your favorite things about Israel is their universal health care system — am I right?

          4. infadelicious September 28, 2013

            I’ll assume you know as much about how a universal health care system works as you and the obozo admin know about how it is going to be paid for, And actually the thing i like best is that Netanyahu defends and protects his country and its people and is not on an apology tour screwing his own people over.

          5. WhutHeSaid September 28, 2013

            Honestly, we’ve heard the thoroughly-debunked ‘apology tour’ lie so many times now that I would think even the dumbest of the bitter Tea-Bigots would realize by now that using it just identifies you as a pinhead.

            Because you are a vile and despicable Tea-Bigot, anything that distresses you is a good news to real people. Please continue to whine and snivel about Obama — it’s such a pleasant sound!

          6. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            thoroughly debunked in your own mind, where little else is apparently goin on.

          7. WhutHeSaid September 27, 2013

            Would you be referring to all the redneck goobers living in the so-called ‘red’ states, who talk about self-reliance but in reality slurp up the tax dollars paid by the *actually* self-reliant liberals in the ‘blue’ states?

            I don’t mind if you wish to be a redneck, deadbeat, public-benefit-snorting goober all your life — just don’t lie about it. Are you one of those vile and despicable low-life Tea-Bigots?

          8. InsaniaFactusMirus September 27, 2013

            Well Bubba, would you be referring to those “blue” states like Detroit, run into the ground under Liberal democratic rule and corruption?
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            Or Illinois… whose states governance and stranglehold speaks for itself…
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            Ooo ooo, then there is the once great state of Kalifornia who’s economy has suffered under Democratic rule and the citizens are fleeing from?
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            Those “red” states have the lowest unemployment, less restrictions on their freedoms and a citizenry who appreciate such and vote accordingly.
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            Apparently, you are as ignorant as your posts…
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            Compensating for your intelligence quota: You sir, are dumber than a post.

          9. MJRinPA September 28, 2013

            “Well Bubba, would you be referring to those “blue” states like Detroit,…” When I studied geography Detroit was a city, not a state!

          10. InsaniaFactusMirus September 28, 2013

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            “blue” states like Detroit,…”
            Re:
            “run into the ground under Liberal democratic rule”

            Your point? Factually correct since the 60’s.

          11. infadelicious September 28, 2013

            when you studied geography, Detroit might have actually still been a city, now it is a shitake hole….thanks Dems!!!!!!

          12. InsaniaFactusMirus September 28, 2013

            How true. 😉

          13. WhutHeSaid September 28, 2013

            Detroit is a state? Who woulda thunk it?

            And your claim that ‘red’ states boast the lowest unemployment rates? Let’s examine that claim…

            States with unemployment rate greater than 8%:

            1. California.
            2. Connecticut.
            3. Georgia.
            4. Illinois.
            5. Indiana.
            6. Kentucky.
            7. Michigan.
            8. Mississippi.
            9. Nevada.
            10. New Jersey.
            11. North Carolina.
            12. Oregon.
            13. Rhoda Island.
            14. South Carolina.
            15. Tennessee.

            Yep, we certainly don’t see any ‘red’ states in that list, now do we? Even more interestingly, let’s look at the states with the lowest median incomes (ranked starting from from the lowest):

            1. Mississippi.
            2. West Virginia.
            3. Arkansas.
            4. Kentucky.
            5. Idaho.
            6. New Mexico.
            7. Alabama.
            8. Oklahoma.
            9. Louisiana.
            10. Utah.
            11. South Carolina.
            12. Tennessee.

            So you goobers are doing exceedingly well (as demonstrated by the above) — according to you. Why is it that the states full of redneck goobers (such as yourself) need to slurp up the handout from the more liberal states?

            Perhaps you’d be better off not running out and applying for a MENSA membership after all.

          14. InsaniaFactusMirus September 30, 2013

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            “So you goobers are doing exceedingly well (as demonstrated by the above) — according to you. Why is it that the states full of redneck goobers (such as yourself) need to slurp up the handouts from the more liberal states?”
            Re:
            For the sake of argument, I will pretend what you just said is correct…
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            So, this means that you agree with me that redistribution of wealth is wrong and the fed. govt. has no business taking wealth from one state and giving it to another?
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          15. RobertCHastings September 30, 2013

            Perhaps you should review your assumptions about at least California. The DEMOCRAT Jerry Brown (remember the one who dated Linda Ronstadt) has turned the economy around since the depradations of “The Ahnold”. and it didn’t take that long, amazingly. Red states have the lowest unemployment? Really! I guess with the higher rates of murder that is a good way to reduce the base on which you calculate your rates of unemployment. Flaunting one’s education does not necessarily indicate one’s intelligence, merely one’s showmanship.

          16. InsaniaFactusMirus September 30, 2013

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            “Red states have the lowest unemployment? Really! I guess with the higher rates of murder that is a good way to reduce the base on which you calculate your rates of unemployment.”
            Re:
            Your point?

          17. RobertCHastings September 30, 2013

            I guess you did not pick up on the fact that my reply was NOT to you, a signature move for narcissists.

          18. InsaniaFactusMirus September 30, 2013

            Funny that your reply was in my eMail and my Dash-replies to you…
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            You weighed in on the threads content and direction that wasn’t addressed to you so… I took it to mean you had entered the conversation.
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            “Narcissist” indeed describes you.

          19. RobertCHastings September 30, 2013

            I must ask the same question? How did my reply (to someone else) wind up in your e-mail? Your unexpected reply wound up in MY e-mail. As for your issue with my response, these discussions are not closed, as you apparently well know. If I (or you) see something interesting, there is nothing keeping us from commenting.

          20. InsaniaFactusMirus October 1, 2013

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            WhutHeSaid InsaniaFactusMirus
            • 4 days ago

            Detroit is a state? Who woulda thunk it?…
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            InsaniaFactusMirus WhutHeSaid
            • a day ago

            “So you goobers are doing exceedingly well (as demonstrated by the above)…
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            RobertCHastings InsaniaFactusMirus
            • a day ago

            Perhaps you should review your assumptions about at least California.
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            InsaniaFactusMirus RobertCHastings
            • a day ago
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            “Red states have the lowest…”
            Re:
            Your point?
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            RobertCHastings InsaniaFactusMirus
            • a day ago

            I guess you did not pick up on the fact that my reply was NOT to you, a signature move for narcissists.
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            InsaniaFactusMirus RobertCHastings
            • a day ago

            Funny that your reply was in my eMail and my Dash-replies to you…
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            WhutHeSaid InsaniaFactusMirus
            • 4 days ago

            I couldn’t help but notice that you neatly avoided responding to my ‘non-argument’
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            RobertCHastings WhutHeSaid
            • 2 days ago

            Watch him change the subject.
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            RobertCHastings InsaniaFactusMirus
            • 2 days ago

            Oh, that one must have hurt. Hit him with your best shot.

          21. RobertCHastings October 1, 2013

            And your point is?

          22. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            Gee, Genius, maybe Jerry Brown (who the heck cares who he dated?) should run for president… and fix the economy since Obombya is doin a crappy job…. California is a joke..and here allow me….. bush did it!!!!!

          23. InsaniaFactusMirus September 30, 2013

            Nah, he’ll at least go back to Reagan…regression seems to be a common trait, no?

          24. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            tru dat!

          25. InsaniaFactusMirus September 30, 2013

            Have to pretend I want to go to work for a few hours,cya!

          26. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            i am still catching up after my holiday…. better get back at it.. have a great day 😉

          27. RobertCHastings September 30, 2013

            Are you, perhaps,taking the first step in rectifying our country’s delicate economy with the policies of George W.Bush? I find it refreshing that an acolyte of the conservative cant would actually stray so far. You, of course, realize there is a reason that we feel that the Bush policies are responsible for the economic collapse of 2007 – 2008, don’t you? Your comment regarding Jerry Brown reflects your not wanting to look at the current situation in California – could that be because it is improving under a Democratic governor?

          28. WhutHeSaid September 27, 2013

            I’ll bet they were quite happy to see you…….go.

          29. InsaniaFactusMirus September 27, 2013

            Look at this comment, LOL.
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            “Would you be referring to all the redneck goobers living in the so-called ‘red’ states, who talk about self-reliance but in reality slurp up the tax dollars paid by the *actually* self-reliant liberals in the ‘blue’ states?

            I don’t mind if you wish to be a redneck, deadbeat, public-benefit-snorting goober all your life — just don’t lie about it. Are you one of those vile and despicable low-life Tea-Bigots?”
            **
            Predictable, no?
            ROTFLMBO

          30. WhutHeSaid September 27, 2013

            Wow — you’ve mastered the art of cut & paste. You must be the pride of your trailer park.

          31. InsaniaFactusMirus September 27, 2013

            Wow–you’ve mastered the art of sarcasm. 😉
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            This places you within that vaulted company of ones who resort to such because:
            1) It requires no intelligence.
            2) It’s a knee-jerk reaction illogical dissemblers resort to.
            3) You have no argument.
            4) It’s a “blue” states natural condition to consider themselves superior.

          32. WhutHeSaid September 28, 2013

            I couldn’t help but notice that you neatly avoided responding to my ‘non-argument’, that is, that the so-called ‘red’ states suck up far more than their share of public benefits (read: tax dollars) from the so-called ‘blue’ states. Apparently you utilize the Charlie Sheen model of ‘winning’ when debating in public, otherwise you might come up with at least a feeble attempt to deny that redneck goober states are the first in line at the government teat — only paying their lip service to self-reliance when they aren’t busy slurping up public funds from ‘liberal’ states.

          33. RobertCHastings September 29, 2013

            Watch him change the subject.

          34. InsaniaFactusMirus September 30, 2013

            See previous post.

          35. infadelicious September 28, 2013

            totally predictable…….LOL. from the party that relies on “redneck, deadbeat, public-benefit-snorting goober” votes..

          36. InsaniaFactusMirus September 28, 2013

            Gimme five! LOL

          37. RobertCHastings September 29, 2013

            Oh, that one must have hurt. Hit him with your best shot.

          38. InsaniaFactusMirus September 30, 2013

            Qui autem confidit in sinu stulti simpliciores et linguam exprimere ipse sumpserit?
            Ego non puto. Si ita ferret, placuit ordiri intelligitur, cur, facile committitur posse alternis.
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            Hoc est sine fructu mentis conatum quo nolunt capessere cerebro et eiciunt quid sibi videatur quod putant lucrum puncta loquentes red-cibus eorum studia qui frequentatione site.

            Perditio tempore et labore meo.

            Non potes Stultum figere …

          39. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            finally! something lefties can understand……a.blank comment… thanks guest

          40. RobertCHastings September 30, 2013

            If you don’t understand Latin (or its close derivative, Italian) you wouldn’t understand it, anyway.

          41. Guest September 30, 2013

            You’re welcome…;-)

          42. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            hahahahaha! I knew it was you!;-)

          43. Guest September 30, 2013

            Latin stumped him too…

          44. RobertCHastings September 30, 2013

            Too bad the rest of your BFF’s can’t read it. My Latin is a little rusty since it has been over 40 years since I tried to read Livy, but I got a little bit of it. Thanks for the motivation to at least pick up Ovid again.

          45. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            actually I was serious.. on my computer it shows a blank message! and the name is “guest”. hmmm maybe my pc is anti latin and is blocking it but why the “guest”? how queer!

    3. kanawah September 27, 2013

      OB, you are insane, and one hell of a BIGOT.

      1. infadelicious September 27, 2013

        yes OMG is a bigot against BHO’s white half……..that is the half that can’t go to bathroom by itself,……..isn’t it? joe biden is white and i’d call him a bit of a dimwit too, although at this point he wouldn’t pee on his own shoe unless his diaper was full of course………how can ya spin that into bigotry??

        1. WhutHeSaid September 28, 2013

          It angers you that a black man has achieved more than you can ever hope for — we get it. He’s got you beat in every possible way; you don’t even come close to his success.

          Oh yes, did I mention that he is your leader? Well, I guess that’s that. But please, by all means feel free to whine, snivel and whimper — the sound of disgruntled bigots is a sweet sound indeed.

          1. infadelicious September 28, 2013

            yes the sound of disgruntled bigots is sweet, but the sweetest sound in the world we are told by obozo is the muslim call to prayer…………….. WHS.. drop the race card, it’s old and boring…. is that the best ya can do when you disagree with someone? I won’t even bother arguing his success, he earned all of it, especially the PEACE prize…..barf…..I want ya to have a nice day.. So why don’t you grab the food stamps and go buy yourself sumpin pretty now….. ok? smile….;-)

          2. WhutHeSaid September 28, 2013

            Yeah, it’s always the despicable racists who complain most about the ‘race card’ — now isn’t it?

            No, you can’t argue with his success (he whupped you bigots’ asses right good – twice), but you CAN, of course, whine, snivel and pout about it, and that’s about all. Redneck bigot days are numbered, so by all means get your crying in while you still can.

          3. RobertCHastings September 29, 2013

            The race card WOULD be old and boring if it were not in such high demand when guys like you show up. You have a problem with the president who HAPPENS to be a black man. That can go two ways. You have a problem with the president, or do you have a problem with the black man. The Constitution in intimately in our concept of the president, so, if it is the president that you have a problem with, then you must be some sort of anarchist. IF, however, it is the black man with whom you have the problem, then you are a racist. QED

          4. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            well, if that’s all ya got………have at at..

          5. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            he may lead, FROM BEHIND……bwaaaa ha haa!! doesn’t mean we have to follow blindly.

          6. Lisa W. September 30, 2013

            Says the guy who TAKES IT from behind.

        2. Lisa W. September 30, 2013

          Dude, do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?

          1. infadelicious September 30, 2013

            NO! and I will not kiss YOUR boyfriends mouth with it either, so tell him to quit askin……….

    4. WhutHeSaid September 27, 2013

      Just in case you were wondering, President Obama is….

      STILL more successful than you.
      STILL wealthier than you.
      STILL smarter than you.
      STILL more popular than you.
      STILL more respected than you.
      STILL your leader.

      Try not to be so bitter about it — after all, the world needs losers too. How else can the winners feel good about themselves unless they can compare themselves to people like you?

      Oh yes, one more thing: President Obama is still better than you in every way — AND — he’s STILL black.

      Have a nice day!

      1. Socialism: Organized Evil September 27, 2013

        If Floyd Corkins, Chris Dorner, John Muhammed, Lee Boyd Malvo, Demetrius Glenn, Lakim Faust, Allan Brauer, and Aaron Alexis are any indication, today’s liberals are becoming increasingly unhinged, violent, and aggressive.

        1. RobertCHastings September 29, 2013

          Jeez, what a total non sequitur!

      2. tax payer September 27, 2013

        Half and half.

    5. Justin Napolitano September 27, 2013

      Obozo has come out of his mothers ….. domain.
      Well , we can expect more of his crap.
      You never disappoint, do you obozo?

    6. InsaniaFactusMirus September 27, 2013

      ROTFLMAO

      Now that is funny! 😉

  3. RobertCHastings September 29, 2013

    Looks like Cruz’s mother at least knows how to use a bridge.

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