6 Items You Need To Read — Wednesday, May 9, Edition

Hillary Clinton basically laughs at Joe Biden: “Being a vice president is kind of like being a first lady. You are there to support and serve the president. There is no job description.”

Obama watch out! Meet Keith Judd, the random federal felon — he’s literally in jail, for making threats against the University of New Mexico in 1999 — who just got 40% of the vote in the West Virginia primary presidential election.

VIDEO: Illinois Senator Mark Kirk, who suffered a stroke last year, tries to walk again.

Here’s why gas prices aren’t going to go down anytime soon.

The anti-bribery law that’s making corporations — like Wal-Mart — angrier and angrier.

WATCH: James Carville to Democrats — you could still lose, stupid.

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