The Daily Show was quite displeased when the Iowa Republican Party barred them from their “Growth and Opportunity Party” candidates event this past weekend. Trevor Noah’s response: “As far as I’m concerned, the Iowa GOP can suck its own caucus.”
Jordan Klepper also chimed in: “Look, for Iowans a little ribbing won’t kill them — it’ll be the type 2 diabetes — and that’s the kind of joke they’re afraid we’ll make.”
Jimmy Fallon looked at the controversy over the Republican debates, with the help of a special guest: Fox News host Bill O’Reilly, who had his own list of demands to make — such as, “Stop complaining.”
And Stephen Colbert examined the latest threat to national security: The danger that Russia could destroy all the cables that carry the Internet. “Repairing those cables would be a slow process — because can you imagine how long it would take Time Warner to show up at the bottom of the ocean?”