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Representative Kevin Yoder (R-KS) apologized today for skinny dipping at the holy site of the Sea of Galilee during a Congressional trip to Israel last August. Yoder, a Tea Party freshman, was one of about 20 visitors who joined the late night swim. According to Politico, however, Yoder was the only one who jumped in without any clothing.

“A year ago, my wife, Brooke, and I joined colleagues for dinner at the Sea of Galilee in Israel. After dinner I followed some Members of Congress in a spontaneous and very brief dive into the sea and regrettably I jumped into the water without a swimsuit,” Yoder said in a statement to Politico. “It is my greatest honor to represent the people of Kansas in Congress and [for] any embarrassment I have caused for my colleagues and constituents, I apologize.”

Yoder is hardly the only Tea Party freshman to get into trouble in his first term, however. Here are five more cases of Tea Partiers behaving badly:
Ben Quayle

Arizona Rep. Ben Quayle, who was on the Israel trip with Yoder, almost had his 2010 congressional campaign derailed due to an embarrassing scandal of his own. Quayle was caught posting to the site “Dirty Scottsdale” — which featured sexy photos of women and salacious gossip about the city’s nightlife — under the name “Brock Landers,” in a reference to porn star Dirk Diggler’s sidekick in the movie Boogie Nights.

Joe Walsh

In addition to being a dirty campaigner (and possibly unstable,) Illinois Rep. Joe Walsh was a deadbeat dad. Last June his former wife sued him for $117,000 back child support, which Walsh had not paid despite loaning $35,000 to his own campaign.

Sean Duffy And Friends

In July, Think Progress reported that seven supposedly budget-conscious GOP freshmen — Reps. Chip Cravaack (R-MN), Sean Duffy (R-WI), Bill Flores (R-TX), Cory Gardner (R-CO), Bill Johnson (R-OH), Mike Pompeo (R-KS), and Steve Womack (R-AR) — collectively spent over $100,000 in taxpayer money on cars for themselves.

Duffy may be the worst offender. Despite making a $174,000 yearly salary and getting a $24,525 vehicle courtesy of the taxpayers, he told a constituent in March that “I struggle to meet my bills right now.”

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Michael Grimm

New York Rep. Michael Grimm, who took part in Yoder’s late night swim, has spent much of his first term in office under investigation for various campaign finance offenses. Just two days ago, his top fundraiser Ofer Biton was arrested on immigration charges.

Ironically, before running for Congress Grimm served as an FBI agent.

Allen West

Allen West’s entire tenure in Congress has been one long string of bad behavior. Claiming that he is the “modern day Harriet Tubman,” suggesting that Al-Jazeera tried to kidnap him, complaining that liberal women are making men “subservient,” and declaring that Joseph Goebbels would “be very proud” of Democrats — among many other outrageous statements — West topped strong competition to distinguish himself as the craziest Tea Party freshman.

No wonder Sarah Palin wanted Mitt Romney to pick West as his running mate.

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Donald Trump Jr.

Screenshot from Twitter

You've probably heard about Donald Trump's claim that his Democratic rival got "a big fat se onhot in the ass" before delivering a nearly perfect performance on a recently televised town hall. Or his more recent demand that Joe Biden get a "drug test" before their debate on Tuesday night. Having spent months lowering expectations for Biden, the Trumps are now busily defaming him as a junkie.

But that particular slur backfired spectacularly over the weekend when the Trump campaign posted a bizarre video of Don Jr. -- seemingly in a condition that called for rehab services. As his father might put it, "many people are saying" that the presidential spud looked and sounded like someone abusing a controlled substance. (His slurred message was disturbed too, something about an "army of able-bodied men and women" to intimidate voters).

It's both funny and sad to watch Don Jr. decompensate on Twitter. (More funny, though.)

Click and judge his condition for yourself.