Will Citizens United cause a second Watergate?
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Government gets something done (in California).
The most incompetent presidential candidate of this cycle resigns.
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Will Citizens United cause a second Watergate?
How bribery drives success in the app world.
Government gets something done (in California).
The most incompetent presidential candidate of this cycle resigns.
No one will donate to Afghanistan.
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Madison Cawthorn
The Republican party seems to be having trouble trying to be the Christian Taliban and hating on LGBT people when they’ve got Rep. Madison Cawthorn in their ranks. His presence is making it so much harder for them to suppress their inner self-loathing--homosexuality and moral hypocrisy.
We all know politicians secretly love illicit drugs as much as taking bribes or paying off strippers they knocked up, so you have to give Cawthorn some credit for being honest. However, any creditability as a human he might have goes out the window when you consider his hatred and policies toward the LGBT community while, hypocritically enough, he engages in homosexual acts himself.
Since this creep is a world-class douche, here's a funny guide to throwing a Madison Cawthorn orgy.
@impressions_guy #madisoncawthorn#republican#conservative#liberal#comedy ♬ Blue Blood - Heinz Kiessling & Various Artists
Michael Hayne is a comedian, writer, voice artist, podcaster, and impressionist. Follow his work on Facebook and TikTok
Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons, a novel and a memoir. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.