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You will not be surprised to learn that Attorney General Bill Barr’s cover-up antics with the Mueller Report do not amuse Stephen Colbert. Like the rest of us, he paid a lot of money and waited a long time for the results of the Russia investigation — and neither a four-page “summary” nor a “redacted” version will do.

On Tuesday Barr testified for several hours on Capitol Hill, mostly declining to answer Congressional questions about the report but proclaiming that he will release his version next week. Irritated even more by Barr’s arrogance, Colbert sums up his testimony in four jokes — including a Mueller Report “Mad-Libs.”

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.

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