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Have you contemplated voting for the Green Party’s Jill Stein or Libertarian Gary Johnson as an act of protest or a gesture of despair? Do you think that Stein or Johnson somehow represents a better choice than the “lesser of two evils” that so many voters are lamenting this season? Leaving aside the merits of that argument, John Oliver looked closely at Stein, Johnson, and their signature proposals. His conclusion? “The lack of coverage they complain about so much may actually have benefited them!” Let him explain why — it’s a bit sad, really, but very, very funny.

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Madison Cawthorn

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The Republican party seems to be having trouble trying to be the Christian Taliban and hating on LGBT people when they’ve got Rep. Madison Cawthorn in their ranks. His presence is making it so much harder for them to suppress their inner self-loathing--homosexuality and moral hypocrisy.

We all know politicians secretly love illicit drugs as much as taking bribes or paying off strippers they knocked up, so you have to give Cawthorn some credit for being honest. However, any creditability as a human he might have goes out the window when you consider his hatred and policies toward the LGBT community while, hypocritically enough, he engages in homosexual acts himself.

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons, a novel and a memoir. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.

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