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Trevor Noah does his best to focus on the news — meaning the installation of Mick Mulvaney as Donald Trump’s latest temp chief of staff in the White House. And that’s an amusing story, even if you already know that the OMB chief not-so-secretly despises the boss.

But it doesn’t take long for Trevor to turn his attention to the scandal he really wants to probe: White House aide Stephen Miller’s hair, or lack thereof. Specifically, the spectacle that Miller created over the weekend when he appeared on television with sprayed-on “hair.”

Should we be mocking Miller’s cruel and bigoted immigration policies instead of his pitiful pate? Perhaps. Or maybe, as someone tweeted, we can multi-task, and mock both.

Just click. And never, ever spray that stuff on your head.

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Jimmy Kimmel Discuss baby Formula Shortage

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Jimmy Kimmel opened by weighing in on the national shortage of baby formula, which has left many parents scrambling for solutions. “I don’t know – I’m sure the ivermectin and bleach people could figure this out for us,” Kimmel quipped. “Just mix you up some Gatorade and some baby powder, throw in some breakfast sausage and it blends it up real good, the baby should be fine."

He made sure to point out, however, the utter hypocrisy of our right-wing Supreme Court majority forcing women to have babies in times of massive economic insecurity. You know, like a freaking shortage of baby formula! But hey, it's all about worshipping the fetus and hating the actual child for these Taliban Republicans.

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