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Trevor Noah made a startling realization about the Republican presidential race: “Jeb Bush’s campaign and Super-PAC have spent over $60 million so far, with nothing to show for it — and he’s still asking people for money. How is it that Americans still fall for this? Because right now, Jeb Bush’s campaign sounds like an elaborate Nigerian prince scam to me.”

The Daily Show also took a look at the “astonishingly excellent” report from Donald Trump’s doctor, with a special sketch featuring Roy Wood Jr. and Hasan Minhaj.

Jordan Klepper sat down with a focus group of actual Donald Trump supporters — the kind of people who say that a presidential candidate having “no filter” was a good thing.

Over at The Nightly Show, Larry Wilmore highlighted Bill Cosby counter-lawsuit against seven of the women who have accused him of sexual assault and who are currently suing him for defamation: “That’s like if Jeffrey Dahmer sued the families of his victims, because he got a tummy-ache after eating them.”

Conan O’Brien: “A new study just came out, and it claims that the stress of being president takes three years off your life. So suddenly, everyone is thinking of voting for Trump.”

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Jimmy Kimmel Discuss baby Formula Shortage

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Jimmy Kimmel opened by weighing in on the national shortage of baby formula, which has left many parents scrambling for solutions. “I don’t know – I’m sure the ivermectin and bleach people could figure this out for us,” Kimmel quipped. “Just mix you up some Gatorade and some baby powder, throw in some breakfast sausage and it blends it up real good, the baby should be fine."

He made sure to point out, however, the utter hypocrisy of our right-wing Supreme Court majority forcing women to have babies in times of massive economic insecurity. You know, like a freaking shortage of baby formula! But hey, it's all about worshipping the fetus and hating the actual child for these Taliban Republicans.

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