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Newly released, anonymously sourced footage brings Superbowl commercial star Terry Tate into the infamous “Access Hollywood” tape of Donald Trump and Billy Bush, engaged in what the Republican nominee later called “locker room banter” and what his wife Melania dismissed as “boy talk.” But the no-nonsense “Office Linebacker” accepts no excuses, as he demonstrates with lightning speed.

“Terrible Terry” has a choice couplet for Donald Trump: “Everybody knows when you go for the grope, Terry gonna say nope! That ain’t new, son!!” And he offers a stern reminder to everyone else: “Drop the remote and get out and vote! That’s how Terry Tate makes America great!!”

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.

Reps. Matt Gaetz, left, and Marjorie Taylor Greene on their "America First" tour.

Photo from Rep. Matt Gaetz's verified Twitter

Reprinted with permission from Alternet

At a time when Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida is facing a federal sex trafficking investigation by the U.S. Department of Justice, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia has jumped to his defense and joined forces with him for a fundraising tour. The far-right MAGA Republicans are both aggressive fundraisers, repeatedly stressing their unwavering devotion to former President Donald Trump. But according to Daily Beast reporter Roger Sollenberger, the Gaetz/Greene tour has "spent four times as much as" it has raised.

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