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Jimmy Kimmel knows how to make the most of a Trump tweet, especially when the president rips him and his colleagues — as in “the three very weak and untalented late night hosts are fighting over table scraps,” a reference to their nightly routines mocking him.

Kimmel took exception. “This idea of us fighting over table scraps? Not a great metaphor. It’s more like a hometown buffet in hell; it’s like, you get all the crab legs you can eat, but you can never stop eating them. They just keep coming. That’s what it’s like.”

Trump jumped ugly on Beto O’Rourke, too, and so did Pat Robertson, aged host of The 700 Club — described by Jimmy as “700 years old and the only member of the club.”

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.