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The Daily Show discovered that the state of Alabama has actually come up with a bold new initiative in the area of civil rights: Hiring a special court-appointed lawyer for a fetus, in order to stop pregnant teenagers from getting abortions. (They’re still figuring out public defenders for fully grown humans, though.)

Conan O’Brien talked about the growing backlash among Republicans against Mitt Romney potentially running for president again — including from one particular Republican who wants to hedge his bets.

Jimmy Fallon came up with an interesting variation for playing cards, alongside comedy actor Kevin Hart — involving some giant prosthetic hands.

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris

Pennsylvania and Nevada, two key 2020 battleground states, both certified President-elect Joe Biden's victory on Tuesday -- while President Donald Trump kept seeking to contest election results in court and insisted that he "will never concede."

Pennsylvania Secretary of State Kathy Bookvar, a Democrat, reported that she had certified the results after receiving certifications from all of Pennsylvania's 67 counties yesterday. Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf tweeted that he had fulfilled the legal requirements and "signed the Certificate of Ascertainment for the slate of electors for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris." The final vote total showed Biden with a lead of 80,555 votes in the commonwealth.

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