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Monday, December 09, 2019

Late Night Roundup: ‘Eat Your F-in’ Vegetables!’

Jimmy Kimmel and First Lady Michelle Obama teamed up for a new public service announcement on nutrition, called “F and V” — though with a bit of disagreement over what exact language that really means.

Larry Wilmore highlighted another presidential candidate who could take some momentum away from Trump: “Deez Nuts.”

Jimmy Fallon and Rachel Maddow talked about how great it is to have Donald Trump in the presidential race — for people who cover (or make fun of) politics for a living.

Seth Meyers figured out how Trump developed his campaign style: From his appearances in pro-wrestling.

Conan O’Brien highlighted reports that actually implementing Donald Trump’s immigration proposals would cost taxpayers $166 billion: “Well today Trump said, ‘So what? You spend the money, you declare bankruptcy — then you start a new country. Boom!'”

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