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Larry Wilmore sat down with Bernie Sanders, for a wide-ranging interview with the presidential candidate on such topics as war, climate change, race, and Bernie’s signature cause of income inequality — which could be solved by raising Larry’s salary.

And Larry asked Bernie this key question: If he were to win the Democratic nomination, “would you promise to schlong Donald Trump?”

Trevor Noah examined the armed standoff at the wildlife refuge in Oregon, and presented a novel case for just letting the militia group win this one: “They want to get all of the nation’s militants, and militant sympathizers, to voluntarily exile themselves at a frozen campsite in the middle of nowhere, and then stay for there as long as it takes. It’s a win-win, people.”

Stephen Colbert highlighted the Vatican newspaper giving a negative review of the new Star Wars movie: “This review really has me torn, because I’m now caught in a crisis of faith between deeply-held beliefs embedded in me since childhood — and the Catholic Church.”

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.

Matthew McConaughey

Los Angeles (AFP) - Matthew McConaughey will not run for governor of Texas "at this moment", the Oscar-winning actor said Sunday, after months of speculation that he would make the leap into politics.

The 52-year-old's political ambitions had caused excitement in liberal circles, and particularly among Texans appalled by Governor Greg Abbott, who signed a highly restrictive law banning most abortions.

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