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Larry Wilmore looked at Donald Trump’s immigration proposal — most notably, wanting to end birthright citizenship for the American-born children of illegal immigrants — and then talked to the “real” Donald Trump troll doll himself: “Wait, so you actually want to catapult Mexican children over the border?!?”

Larry also gave a serious history lesson on birthright citizenship: “This country wouldn’t be what it is if the children of freed slaves, Chinese laborers, Irish and Italian immigrants — and the families of Donald Trump, Bobby Jindal, and Scott Walker — had not all benefited from birthright citizenship. If you’re born here, that’s it.”

Conan O’Brien looked at the hack of the cheating site Ashley Madison: “Hackers have exposed the identities of 40 million on Ashley Madison — 40 million. Even more shocking: Two of them are women.”

Conan also sought to help out a presidential candidate — teaming up with Aimee Mann and Ted Leo with a song to get Lincoln Chafee up to 1 percent in the polls.

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For a long time, inflation has been the phantom of the American economy: often expected but never seen. But the latest Consumer Price Index, which showed that prices rose by five percent from May of last year to May of this year, raises fears that it is breaking down the front door and taking over the guest room.

The price jump was the biggest one-month increase since 2008. It appears to support the warning of former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, who wrote in February that President Joe Biden's budget binge could "set off inflationary pressures of a kind we have not seen in a generation." Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell charged last month that the administration has already produced "raging inflation."

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