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Rush Limbaugh Can’t Do Election Math, But He Loves Conspiracy Theories

Reprinted with permission from MediaMatters

With Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden appearing likely to clinch the election on Friday against incumbent President Donald Trump, right-wing talk radio host Rush Limbaugh provided his listeners with a cornucopia of conspiracy theories about Democratic officials manufacturing votes to overcome what would otherwise have been a Trump landslide victory.

His propaganda creates an image of fraud at the polls — in contrast to actual election results — that would put Charles Foster Kane's newspapers to shame.

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.

The Metastasizing Delusions That Make Our Real Disasters Worse

The Metastasizing Delusions That Make Our Real Disasters Worse

This just in: There's no wizard behind the curtain, and nobody's actually in charge. There's no shadowy cabal of billionaires scheming to bring about one-world government. To begin with, nobody clever enough to accumulate that much money believes that such a thing is A.) remotely possible, or B.) even desirable.

If the world seems scary and confusing, that's because it's scarier and more confusing than usual of late, although nowhere near as frightening as it was to Grandpa. Here's the opening stanza of W.H. Auden's great poem, September 1, 1939:

I sit in one of the dives
On Fifty-second Street
Uncertain and afraid
As the clever hopes expire
Of a low dishonest decade:
Waves of anger and fear
Circulate over the bright
And darkened lands of the earth,
Obsessing our private lives;
The unmentionable odour of death
Offends the September night.

Auden wrote to commemorate that terrible day Hitler and Stalin invaded Poland, triggering World War II, the most cataclysmic struggle in human history. Some 70 to 85 million people, military and civilian, died before it was over.

(The Soviet Union lost an estimated 24 million citizens. So if Russian leadership seems unduly paranoid and defensive, it's worth remembering that they do have their reasons.)

That said, the COVID pandemic's "unmentionable odour of death" appears to have driven many Americans to embrace preposterous conspiracy theories that provide simple storybook explanations for otherwise incomprehensible events.

Amid the devastating wildfires in Oregon last week, for example, the FBI needed to debunk rumors that the disaster was caused by left-wing arsonists. The agency's Portland office posted a statement on Twitter stating that "the FBI has investigated several such reports and found them to be untrue."

Finding their own operations hampered by armed crackpots eager to hunt down imaginary terrorists, one rural Oregon Sheriff's Department posted a Facebook notice: "Rumors spread just like wildfire and now our 9-1-1 dispatchers and professional staff are being overrun with requests for information and inquiries on an UNTRUE rumor that 6 Antifa members have been arrested for setting fires in DOUGLAS COUNTY, OREGON. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Unfortunately, people are spreading this rumor and it is causing problems."

Would-be vigilantes also got excited about radio transmissions about the BLM setting backfires, unaware that the initials signified the Bureau of Land Management, not Black Lives Matter.

New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof, back home in Yamhill, Oregon seeing after his mother, expressed his frustration with Boss Trump, who "rushed to send in unwanted federal agents to deal with protests and trash fires in downtown Portland, but…seems indifferent when millions of acres and thousands of homes burn across the West."

Oregonians are not alone. Elsewhere, reporters have documented a wave of barely subdued hysteria sweeping the nation regarding busloads of Antifa operatives rumored to be targeting towns from Idaho to New Jersey--invasions that have proven totally imaginary.

Trump and Attorney General William Barr have even spoken of designating ANTIFA a terrorist organization. Alas, writes Rutgers University historian Mark Bray in the Washington Post "Trump cannot designate "ANTIFA" as a terrorist organization because antifa is not an organization. Rather, it is a politics of revolutionary opposition to the far right…You cannot subpoena an idea or a movement."

Mostly an academic movement at that: graduate students and other university-affiliated types blowing off steam. If Antifa's a real threat, who are its leaders? Where's its headquarters? Who's paying those phantom arsonists?

The questions answers itself: Nobody.

Then there's QAnon, the metastasizing conspiracy theory that's grown into a full-blown cult. Initiates believe that beneath his blustering exterior Trump's actually a sort of elephantine Batman, secretly battling a "deep state" cabal of Satan-worshiping pedophiles led by Hillary Clinton and the actor Tom Hanks.

Also Oprah Winfrey, Bill Gates and a number of other Hollywood figures. Believers have predicted Clinton's impending arrest more often than my brother Tommy has forecasted the Mets winning the World Series.

Which did happen 34 years ago.

Hillary's arrest? Oh grow up.

Some dope named Jason Gelinas in Berkeley Heights, N.J. recently got outed as the "brains" behind the main QAnon website—possibly as the Prophet Q himself. His employer, Citigroup, fired him, and he's not talking to reporters.

Historians point out the QAnon is basically a reprise of the century-old Russian forgery "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion." Then it was Europe's Jews who allegedly murdered Christian children to consume their blood at Passover—the infamous "Blood Libel." Jews also secretly ran the banks, the government, and the news media. Their diabolical plan was to "mongrelize" the white race and conquer the world.

Which leads us back to 1939 and the Holocaust.

So what does Boss Trump think about this delusional nonsense? Asked about QAnon, the portly superhero said only that "I understand ... they like me very much, which I appreciate. These are people who love their country."

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.