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Larry Wilmore took a look at one of the hottest gifts in America this holiday season — guns, which sold in record amounts on Black Friday. And now our country’s insatiable gun fever has gotten so bad, Santa Claus doesn’t want to take his chances popping down any of America’s chimneys this Christmas.

Trevor Noah showed a very special highlight reel of President Obama — making the exact same plea for gun control legislation, after each high-profile mass shooting during his presidency. But only one thing has changed in the last seven years: He’s gotten a lot older.

Jimmy Kimmel showed a sneak preview video of Donald Trump’s upcoming medical report — for which The Donald has actually promised, “It will show perfection.” Though perhaps the gold-plated sphincter is going a little too far.

Conan O’Brien: “In New York, federal authorities have seized 274 pairs of shoes made from endangered species. The shoes were made from rhino horn, crocodile skin — and Jeb Bush supporters.”

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons and one novel. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.

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A Maryland anti-vaxxer is facing charges for threatening National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) Director Anthony Fauci over email-- going as far as to warn the face of America's COVID-19 response that he would be "hunted, captured, tortured and killed," among other things-- according to court documents that were unsealed on Tuesday.

According to the affidavit filed in support of a criminal complaint, Thomas Patrick Connally, Jr. committed two violations-- threatening a federal official and sending interstate communication containing a threat to harm, both of which are felonies.

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